caitriona

For those of you who know anything about Toronto Canada, I live in the Parkdale area, around King and Dufferin. My ex and I just walked down by the lakeshore to clear our heads and we ended up in High Park. My legs are now made of fire and ouch!!

But it was awesome. I mean, there's a French banquet hall down there where people...
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*clears throat*

Hey you guys...I have some less than exciting news to share. Last night I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 5 years.

I really love him, and he's my best friend, but I can no longer lie to myself about my sexuality, and it isn't fair to hold onto someone who you can't give 100% of yourself to.

Needless to say, he's...
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My Sunday night movie date went very well

We went to see The Shining, which is-let's be honest-a very romantic movie. Haha. We spent the whole 2.5 hours eating popcorn and getting a little out of hand with the thigh touching (she was in a skirt and knee highs). Went back to her car and made out, but I didn't bring her home that night....
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I had a great day today

I went shopping (again) and bought a plain black tee, black poncho, leopard print mini, 3 pairs of tights, and some make-up. I hope you all don't want to stab yourselves in the neck because of my boring blogs hahaha. I just...really love shopping...

Then my good friend Emma came over to drink and watch lesbians have sex and...
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Hey ya'll!!

So it's Friday night and I am spending it quietly at home watching crappy TV and drinking juice.

I had an alright week. On Wednesday we bought an air conditioner, which is a godsend. This apartment heats up pretty damn fast in the day. I started watching The Real L Word, annndd it's an okay show. Pretty accurate depiction of the lesbian community...
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Dumbed down Harry Potter titles (because The Philosopher's Stone was changed to "Sorcerer's Stone"):

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death

Also, my second set will go into MR on August 19th at...
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So, the job hunting thing didn't go so well. Apparently the first strip club didn't need any more employees (contradictory to what the website said), and the second place thought I was under-qualified. I don't see how, since a monkey would be capable of carrying beer bottles and styrofoam containers of food to tables.

Anyways, last night was my friend's 24th birthday and we had...
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Starting this blog with some throwback music from my younger years:


This Saturday myself and a model friend are going to pose for a concept artist who does video game designs. The finished painting will be two warrior chicks and a dragon, and I get a print of the painting. I've never sat for sketches before...I'm too damn fidgety But it's paid and I apparently...
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I had such an amazing date last night.

We went to the Cadillac Lounge on Queen, and there was a cover because some band was playing, but we weren't there for them so the bouncer let us both in for just $10 instead of $20.

So, her name is Sinead and she is Irish (obvs.). She works at an Irish pub and does work for...
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