Fuck it, nothing ever changes
I'm going to Doctor tomorrow though- maybe he can dope me back up to apathy....or at least tell me that the end is "extremely fucking nigh"
How come shit always happens in piles?
I saw my dead friend's mom today at work.
Tomorrow is my ex's birthday and I can't decide if its ok to send him something
"regretfully
i...
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I'm going to Doctor tomorrow though- maybe he can dope me back up to apathy....or at least tell me that the end is "extremely fucking nigh"
How come shit always happens in piles?
I saw my dead friend's mom today at work.
Tomorrow is my ex's birthday and I can't decide if its ok to send him something
"regretfully
i...
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syh:
Hmm, sending gifts to the ex...I know I never did. The parting was acrimonious at best, so anything we would send each other would probably have to involve the Hazmat team.
um, well, yeah......
I got some insteads, and if you know what those are you rock!
I ran into psycho punky asian boy
All my room mates are gone this weekend!
I finally have a Doctor's appointment on Monday
I have the day off work
.....nothings going to change my world....
I got some insteads, and if you know what those are you rock!
I ran into psycho punky asian boy
All my room mates are gone this weekend!
I finally have a Doctor's appointment on Monday
I have the day off work
.....nothings going to change my world....
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codemonkeym:
Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left. 
Now I'll go play Xiangqi with Xunzi.
Now I'll go play Xiangqi with Xunzi.
lastbadger:
I have no idea what "insteads" are, but that in no way affects my Rock qoutient.
Bring the psycho punky asian boy to your empty apartment and put a plastic bag over his head while clubbing him till such a time as he ceases to live. You can hide the body on your day off.
Bring the psycho punky asian boy to your empty apartment and put a plastic bag over his head while clubbing him till such a time as he ceases to live. You can hide the body on your day off.
So uh, I think I better leave that story to in person some time.....
"I have justified every wave in our ocean, and I have covered every range of emotion....
Just as the sea has spent eternity at the mercy of the moon- so have I for you"
"I have justified every wave in our ocean, and I have covered every range of emotion....
Just as the sea has spent eternity at the mercy of the moon- so have I for you"
lastbadger:
You can save the story, but could you maybe draw a picture, something with green in it. I like green!
Sssoooo.......
Long story short
I'm getting a shit kit dropped off by the poop fairy
Long story short
I'm getting a shit kit dropped off by the poop fairy
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osoesoteric:
the long version is pretty funny... it also makes the short version a whole lot funnier...
silvercord:
Damn poop fairies always dropping off their shit kits... 
Today definitly isn't ugly except that my internet is being a bit moody
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lastbadger:
I just realized how funny ass wind is
osoesoteric:
You weren't here when the power was out... you got here right as it came on... there for you weren't with me when i was stuck alone in the dark
Why is today so ugly?
Edited to say: The amazing PMSing Cait just finished off a whole box of wheatables in under 24 hours....dayum!
Edited to say: The amazing PMSing Cait just finished off a whole box of wheatables in under 24 hours....dayum!
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lastbadger:
Why was today so ugly? It was Monday dear, notoriously the most ick plagued day of the week. I heartily endorse sleeping through it!
osoesoteric:
I don't think you want to borrow that... its some pretty sickly looking porn...
So I'm thinking I need to maybe not drink so much, and I know that I need to quit smoking.
I think I just need to find a "lesser evil" type of vice. What are your vices? I've gone through so many....its a total vicious circle....
A list of Cait's vices past and present:
Smoking
Drinking
Music
Procrastination
Drugs
Apathy
Sex
Self Injury
Pain killers...
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I think I just need to find a "lesser evil" type of vice. What are your vices? I've gone through so many....its a total vicious circle....
A list of Cait's vices past and present:
Smoking
Drinking
Music
Procrastination
Drugs
Apathy
Sex
Self Injury
Pain killers...
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x:
Not to mention according to the TSA knitting needles are now considered a weapon.. sounds dangours to me.
osoesoteric:
You forgot the present vice of porn...
"I thought I could without sugar love
but this chocolate has turned into sweet bubble gum
Candy is sweet, but honey is sweeter, it tastes like the real thing
but candy is much much cheaper-"
Yeah I quoted Nelly Furtado- what?
but this chocolate has turned into sweet bubble gum
Candy is sweet, but honey is sweeter, it tastes like the real thing
but candy is much much cheaper-"
Yeah I quoted Nelly Furtado- what?
codemonkeym:
It's magically delicious!
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x:
soon ... if i can get some more decent pics..