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real life pokemons






and just a little fun i know you know them

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris once tried to join the military. However, there are rules against weapons of mass destruction.

We are bound by the laws of gravity, to Chuck Norris, they are merely suggestions.