cainroth

I must go and see the movie. Either today or tomorrow. Until then I dont really have anything to do.

Well I have to get a present for my Secret Satan. I give Secret Satan presents at work.

A couple years ago a friend of mine (who now happens to be my supervisor) had me as her secret Santa. And She referred to it as Secret Satan, and gave me a devil ducky, an ask Satan Ball, snowman poop, a Buddha with a cell phone and an espresso (I was a barrister at that time, male Barista?). So this year Im giving her Secret Satan gifts.

But Im giving vices. Caffeine was the first gift. The second shall be cigarettes. I havent decided if the third will be a box that says Have some chocolate. And inside is a chocolate flavored condom. Or a gift card for Unos (where she frequently drinks). The chocolate one would be funnier, but it could also cause trouble. Or sex. And either one may not be a good thing. She would get the joke, but it may cause trouble if someone else happened to see it.

I would be doing it to be funny, but she may see it as an offer... So it may not be the best idea.