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You all really should see my new phone. I'm a fucking pimp. My mom fed me and Heather some good fucking MEAT today. Fuck...yes.

Saturday at the tattoo shop was a cool day. Fucking Wendy came in, can you believe it?! It was pretty fucking boss, if I do say so myself. She got this bomb ass bitch with LIPS and geese...I'm no good at descriptions just go take a peak at it in her journal. Anyway...not only did just Wendy come in, but my dear MA! I love that woman. Really. I don't want to banter on about it on here and get all mushy but seriously...she's my fucking mom, and that is awesome. She got a tattoo from de bossman and they got along just splendidly. I knew it would be so. *cheerleader* Hell yeah. On Saturday my tattoo started to itch. It is itching right NOW...but I'm not scratching it....ooohh no.

Tapering things. Nipples, ears...its my favorite thing to do. This dude came in and I had to gauge-out, taper, whatever, his nipple to get it in. OH its some fun shit. Hahahaha. What a strange thing to do as a job. Dig it. I plan on putting a thicker barbell in my tongue. I wonder how bad that will hurt, or how its done?

My house just called me.

I mean, I don't live there but my family does. Its still my house...I could still go there if I had to. I've suddenly run out of things to talk about. My knuckles kind of hurt.

I'd like to know why it is acceptable and even enouraged that chubby sorority girls, or any sorority girls for that matter, dress like slobs on a daily basis. Its not cute. It looks like trash. Also, those gaucho pants, yes, look comfortable, but you really shouldn't wear them. Especially if you are fat and short. The tall waify ones can usually get away with them, but the short fatties just look like slobs. But this isn't a matter of how fat or not you are. Its a matter of dressing like a decent fucking human being. Wear fucking pants, come on.

I'm a wee bit....foggy....if you can't tell. Probably not, because it probably takes minute or so to read all ofas;dfkjasd;fajsdfloksadjfalskdfjaoweiu.

Fucking nevermind. It wasn't makin' no sense.

I've replenished my supply.

Enough with the spaces and all that shit. Anyway. I'm going to go waste some fucking time doing something useless. Its one of the only things I'm good at.