I turned into a monster.
Since pretty much everyone I know is useless as fuck, does anyone know how to send a winzip file? I can't send it through my yahoo account because its too big. I click "zip and email" and it does this outlook express thing, which I don't have, and I can't send it anyway. Why is it so god damn frustrating? Fucking technology. Someone help. Now. Please. Instant message, email, comment, something, anything.
Jesus. Thursday I begin dog sitting. Which also means house sitting in a very large house. I am muy excited. My ability to interchange different languages astounds me sometimes.
I went to punk rock night at Uncle Fester's last night. Got the looks, but I mean, that's nothing new. My uterus is slowly rejecting from my body. Yes, I am sexy! For the first time in a long time, I have absolutely no money. It blows pretty hard. I can't wait til this is all over and I can begin working 40 hours a week and begin fucking on top of the large pile of cash I'll be making. Mwahahha. One of the perks of living alone is that today I walked around in my underwear all day. GOT THE LIFE, YO! So once again, this not being able to email a winzip file is really bothering me, dudes, I need heeeeeelllllpppp!!! Fuckin' a.
A fair is a veritable smorgasbord, orgasbord, morgasbord, after the crowds have ceased. Each night when the lights go out there can be found, on the ground, all around, oh what a ratly feast! I should go make myself some food. I will not sleep until someone tells me how to send a (fucking huge) winzip file through email. So somebody better be figuring this out...REAL quick.
Since pretty much everyone I know is useless as fuck, does anyone know how to send a winzip file? I can't send it through my yahoo account because its too big. I click "zip and email" and it does this outlook express thing, which I don't have, and I can't send it anyway. Why is it so god damn frustrating? Fucking technology. Someone help. Now. Please. Instant message, email, comment, something, anything.
Jesus. Thursday I begin dog sitting. Which also means house sitting in a very large house. I am muy excited. My ability to interchange different languages astounds me sometimes.
I went to punk rock night at Uncle Fester's last night. Got the looks, but I mean, that's nothing new. My uterus is slowly rejecting from my body. Yes, I am sexy! For the first time in a long time, I have absolutely no money. It blows pretty hard. I can't wait til this is all over and I can begin working 40 hours a week and begin fucking on top of the large pile of cash I'll be making. Mwahahha. One of the perks of living alone is that today I walked around in my underwear all day. GOT THE LIFE, YO! So once again, this not being able to email a winzip file is really bothering me, dudes, I need heeeeeelllllpppp!!! Fuckin' a.
A fair is a veritable smorgasbord, orgasbord, morgasbord, after the crowds have ceased. Each night when the lights go out there can be found, on the ground, all around, oh what a ratly feast! I should go make myself some food. I will not sleep until someone tells me how to send a (fucking huge) winzip file through email. So somebody better be figuring this out...REAL quick.
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We should get them to play together sometime. My roommate's chinchilla just moves around too fast for Norman's fat ass.
Now ... I touched your vitals and holy fucking hell are they hawt!!!!!! I could not stop touching them ... in fact I gave myself a blister. Hope I did not chafe you too badly!!!! Ho ho ...
Awww shit ... do I have to think about the children???? Cause that will seriously ruin my buzz!!!!!! Fuck tha children maaaan!! Not literally tho ... that's just plain gross!!!!!
Miss ya!!!!!! I will be thinking of thee as I brutalize my lungs in about ... 2 minutes!!!!!!! Come visit me sooon!!!