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The Boy on Boy thread in Dirty Talk is seriously bothering me. Once that shit gets in my mind its all I think about, and pretty soon everyone will have to pay for it. "Yeah, you guys should kiss." I remember the first time I was turned on by that I was reading slash fanfiction about the Sex Pistols. Johnny and Sid...*sigh* SLASH! My god.

I have hardcore goosebumps that won't go away. Oh my god.

This means I will most likely be neglecting my homework and searching for slash all day. Great.

Someday I will be great. That someday is not far off.

The Important was picked up approximately 21 minutes ago. The Important is...
wait.
Fucking ANALYZING!!!!! GOD I HATE YOU! WHAT THE FUCK! SHUT UP, SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

GOD. Nevermind. So fucking ignorant. Something happens, it's like a monster. I have to trash about wildly and kill something now. I'm prone to bouts of violence sometimes where I just have to hit you in the face. But only if you're an idiot, see? If you're not an idiot, it's all okay. I must find a nonidiot. Stay away from idiots.

I rock. Okay. You just got served, now go lick your wounds while I do my victory mating dance.