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Monday Apr 17, 2006

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I read this over the weekend and liked it... so I thought I would share... becuase shit happens because we are human.

IF...
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with you troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when,
through no faults of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friends limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liqour,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, relegion or politics,
then

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You are almost as good as your dog


~Anonymous

Happy Monday. Hope everyone had a great weekend.

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nexttuesday:
does that mean i rule the world?
Apr 19, 2006
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awww you love my stories?

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Apr 20, 2006

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