Went to vegas and barely survived the trip.
We had crazy mo driving and i think i shit in my pants a couple times from all the swerving and jerking. maniacal is the word for the driving experiance.....
anyway no big deal....got drunk, walked around vegas, and went to a strip club.
I gambled 40 bucks away, bought Dan dan the futterman a lapdance for 20 and 20on booze....hmmmm. thats 80......
i dont know where the rest went.....
but i spent 140.00 altogether......oh well..
I had never been to a vegas strip club.....mostly because i dont go to strip clubs......and I know why....because I like talking to people. So here comes this attractive person thats start talking to you and your like hey and blah blah blah and then you think hey this person isnt that bad.....and then they are like so you want a lap dance?
and it just kinda kills it. This persons job is to get my money ....20 bucks for a lapdance ....
I have to work 2 hours of my life to and she has to work 5 mins for the same amount.....
It makes me angry enough not to pay for lapdances...for myself.
In any case I didn't get one. i guess those places arent for me.
We had crazy mo driving and i think i shit in my pants a couple times from all the swerving and jerking. maniacal is the word for the driving experiance.....
anyway no big deal....got drunk, walked around vegas, and went to a strip club.
I gambled 40 bucks away, bought Dan dan the futterman a lapdance for 20 and 20on booze....hmmmm. thats 80......
i dont know where the rest went.....
but i spent 140.00 altogether......oh well..
I had never been to a vegas strip club.....mostly because i dont go to strip clubs......and I know why....because I like talking to people. So here comes this attractive person thats start talking to you and your like hey and blah blah blah and then you think hey this person isnt that bad.....and then they are like so you want a lap dance?
and it just kinda kills it. This persons job is to get my money ....20 bucks for a lapdance ....
I have to work 2 hours of my life to and she has to work 5 mins for the same amount.....
It makes me angry enough not to pay for lapdances...for myself.
In any case I didn't get one. i guess those places arent for me.
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Look me in the eye and tell me you didnt get a lapdance!
What's your girlfriends name and phone number? She needs to know what happened in Vegas. She also needs to know that she'll prob just get a crappy bunch of flowers for Valentines day and that she should jump ship now!
LOL!