caellum

Alright, this needs to be shared because it is both hysterically funny and really irritating.

I was awakened 30 minutes ago by a splashing noise that sounded a lot like one of my cats peeing on something, but also, not.

I look out my door and one of my roommates is completely naked in the hallway, pissing against the wall with the door leading to the bathroom.

I said, "hey, john"
John bleary, "wwwhat?"
Me: Man, yoou're, uh, peeing on the carpet..."
John. "er, uh, yeah?"
Me: "Would you move it to the bathroom?"
John, "shit....." moves to bathroom

He then proceeds to finish and go back to his room. and close the door.

My first thought is that there is no fucking way anyone, even John, will believe me today that this wasnt one of my cats.

My next thoughts kept centering on quotes from the "Big Lebowski"...... do you think the rug pissers didi this?

So after I stopped snickering, I went to knock on his door because this was not normal behaviour for John and it occurred to me that he might be on something. He doesnt answer. So I go in and shake him for a few minutes until he finally wakes up. I dont know what he was doing but he was fairly incommunicado and whereas he acknowledged peeing on the rug, he was incapable of cleaning it up, So how did I spend my early morning hour? By cleaning up roommate pissed on carpet.

-caellum