So I'm back in Maryland.. I had so much fun in SC. After my hair-dying adventure with Kathy, I headed out to see my little sister Amanda. I spent all day Sunday with her, shopping and just talking about stuff.
The trip back today was awesome. First we stopped at South of the Border and took pictures with all the random statues.
In North Carolina, we stopped at Cafe Risque, where I bought a shiny pink vibrator and Steven bought me a lap dance. The girl was really pretty, and really, REALLY nice... she kissed on me and touched me and gave me a longer dance than she was supposed to. And she called me 'babydoll' and said I was cute. Fun, fun.
Later in NC, Steven and I pulled off into a corn field and started going at it - only to be discovered by a pair of teenages on four wheelers. I jumped off him and he threw the car in gear and got us the hell out of there. I laughed so hard.. but it was kind of scary.
Well, I need to go do laundry.
The trip back today was awesome. First we stopped at South of the Border and took pictures with all the random statues.
In North Carolina, we stopped at Cafe Risque, where I bought a shiny pink vibrator and Steven bought me a lap dance. The girl was really pretty, and really, REALLY nice... she kissed on me and touched me and gave me a longer dance than she was supposed to. And she called me 'babydoll' and said I was cute. Fun, fun.
Later in NC, Steven and I pulled off into a corn field and started going at it - only to be discovered by a pair of teenages on four wheelers. I jumped off him and he threw the car in gear and got us the hell out of there. I laughed so hard.. but it was kind of scary.
Well, I need to go do laundry.
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...You never called me BITCH!
JK. I just found out that my phone got disconnected for some reason and I got all pissed off and tried everything but ultimately I'm screwed. I tried internet (site is down), I tried calling "operator" (get verison message) tried automated pay (is down), tried customer help (everyone's gone for the day) Tried screaming (god didn't hear me). Thought about emailing you, but then I thought It'd be funnier to share with everyone how my phone company SUCKS ASS! *hugs and kisses* Luv'ya