cadyne

I have a landing strip on my crotch. Hooray.

Apparently sane people don't get a full leg wax and a brazilian in the same day, especially if it's their first time waxing.

I fell asleep during the leg part - I definitely did not sleep when the lady was ripping hair out of my crotch.

But she said I was very pleasant and well behaved. I chatted with her through most of it (except when I fell asleep).

Everything is red and tender. But I won't have to shave as much now.

I'm living in my house now. It feels weird.