OK,
My son was talking on the phone (speaker phone) to a few of his little girlfriends, I stuck my head in his door and asked him about the dish washer, and coming out of the other end of the speaker I hear "Is that your dad? He is so hot" The other one called me a "DILF." This is so wrong on so many...
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My son was talking on the phone (speaker phone) to a few of his little girlfriends, I stuck my head in his door and asked him about the dish washer, and coming out of the other end of the speaker I hear "Is that your dad? He is so hot" The other one called me a "DILF." This is so wrong on so many...
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kesaresj:
hmmmmm, DILF??? I agree. 
mcandlg:
We have some markers, we could make you a DILF shirt to wear around the shop. 
What's the worst pick-up line you have used , or had used on you ?
mine: I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
mine: I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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graciebaby:
uuummmmm....
I DO have a webcam!!!
I forgot all abvout it.....
now I just need some inspiration.....
gracie
I DO have a webcam!!!
I forgot all abvout it.....
now I just need some inspiration.....
gracie
jena:
oh god that is the worst pick up line ever. 
i wish i could recall my worst. they're all bad. i've got better stories like the time i lost it on a first date with a doctor who looked at my morrissey button and said |"oh i used to like the smiths|" and i screamed |"USED TO?" or there was another morrissey incident while making out with some guy listening to the smiths and an arguement ensued b/c he comented that marr made the smiths, not morrissey. long time ago, i'm not so sensitive now. 
i wish i could recall my worst. they're all bad. i've got better stories like the time i lost it on a first date with a doctor who looked at my morrissey button and said |"oh i used to like the smiths|" and i screamed |"USED TO?" or there was another morrissey incident while making out with some guy listening to the smiths and an arguement ensued b/c he comented that marr made the smiths, not morrissey. long time ago, i'm not so sensitive now. 1. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
2. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
3. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
4. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
5. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark...
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2. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
3. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
4. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
5. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark...
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niamh:
I'll be in tomorrow (er...later today, since it's technically tomorrow).
spacey:
if you stood still, and let the population of china walk past you, it would never end due to their birth rate....
you rock boy
xo
you rock boy
xo
Oi ,
I am back from the dead ! I slept like 36 hours. I feel much better.
I watched the movie chopper.
have you seen this ? It is really strange,but is a must see.The fucking guy is nuts. If you find and watch it you have to watch the interview with the real guy.This will be the next cult film.
I am back from the dead ! I slept like 36 hours. I feel much better.
I watched the movie chopper.
have you seen this ? It is really strange,but is a must see.The fucking guy is nuts. If you find and watch it you have to watch the interview with the real guy.This will be the next cult film.
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superscott:
chopper like helichopter? or like chopper white trash bike chopper?
cakemix:
miss you too...when you meeting me in london?
and wake up and smell the coffee dude - chopper already is a cult film!
and wake up and smell the coffee dude - chopper already is a cult film!
KILL ME I NEED THE REST
I have been running non stop, for weeks now. Out late up early. I relly need to stop drop and roll.
still sick
I have been running non stop, for weeks now. Out late up early. I relly need to stop drop and roll.
still sick
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scootmike:
Hey Jack of Ass ..
Cant hang with me not around????
I have been laying on the beach..LOL work?? wuts work???
Cant hang with me not around????
I have been laying on the beach..LOL work?? wuts work???
devildoll:
Wed, May 21st. 3 guests if possible. Thanks.
[Edited on Apr 27, 2004 1:25PM]
[Edited on Apr 27, 2004 1:25PM]
OK a few things today...
1) I saw BR 549 last night love those good old boys. If and when they roll into your town get off your ass and go see them.
2) We could start something kind of cool ... if we get like 200 people together and put a list of everyone we could every week send $5.00 to each person on...
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1) I saw BR 549 last night love those good old boys. If and when they roll into your town get off your ass and go see them.
2) We could start something kind of cool ... if we get like 200 people together and put a list of everyone we could every week send $5.00 to each person on...
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lipservicejen:
hey hey
just thought i'd drop by and say hello. hello.
i start my own shifts today... that means no more working for the trainers and handing over all the tips! weeeeee
i was accepted into the oc group. i figure it would be a good way to get to know people who i plan to live around soon. since someone had to vouch for me, i used your name... i'm assuming at this point you would vouch for me.
tonight i'm going to see the genitorturers... always up for a little genital torturing. i guess that's why i gots me bits pierced right!
later luverly.
just thought i'd drop by and say hello. hello.
i start my own shifts today... that means no more working for the trainers and handing over all the tips! weeeeee
i was accepted into the oc group. i figure it would be a good way to get to know people who i plan to live around soon. since someone had to vouch for me, i used your name... i'm assuming at this point you would vouch for me.
tonight i'm going to see the genitorturers... always up for a little genital torturing. i guess that's why i gots me bits pierced right!
later luverly.
hotrodbaby:
HEllo thank you for that lovely eve. And I think your on crack..yet very smart
Tonight went to sushi with DC. I don't know what it is about eating sushi that makes me so horny. You tell me. DC spent the night ! I took a picture for my more pictures. Check her out, she is fucking hot! Tell me what you think, once again the names are changed to protect the guilty.
PS how is that I just got...
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I took a picture for my more pictures. Check her out, she is fucking hot! Tell me what you think, once again the names are changed to protect the guilty.
PS how is that I just got...
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devildoll:
You're not the 1st person who's said that!....My pictures must look scary.
It's was cool meeting you too, and I must say that you look better in person as well. You're easter bunny pics don't quite do you justice.
It's was cool meeting you too, and I must say that you look better in person as well. You're easter bunny pics don't quite do you justice.
benni:
niiiiiiice... and her ink is pretty fucking beautiful too! 
yeah... i'd cut off my arm if i didn't think my dancing career would suffer... it certainly does sound easier...
yeah... i'd cut off my arm if i didn't think my dancing career would suffer... it certainly does sound easier...
JUST SAME OLD SHIT. tell me a story .
trixel:
I wrote a small story. well more like a sketch. It's my journal today. I'm too sleepy to write another here.
oh and...
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TAG
oh and...
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TAG
sare:
um...once there was a evil bunny, and a good bunny...wait..no you know this story already.
If you could chang one thing about yourself what would it be ?
And why ?
And why ?
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graciebaby:
same body...more trim and firm...
why?
you have to ask me that?!
gracie
why?
you have to ask me that?!
gracie
niamh:
Aww, thank you.
Just got from hanging out with the chick from DC.... and umm yah well it was 6 hours of well umm 
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tankgrrl1:
I'm sorry to hear you're not fully enjoying being a business owner. Its not as easy as people think, huh? I was going to make a comment about this being your busy season with the girlies getting their navels just before the clothes start peeling away for summer. But you're in Cali and they no longer make any hip clothing that covers the navel anyway.
strangebrew:
OFFICIAL PUBLIC APOLOGY:
sorry, please forgive me
sorry, please forgive me