caddi56

M I S F O R T U N E
So I have been drinking about a gallon of water a day.
I get to my shop the other day, and as I go to step out of my car, ALL OF A SUDDEN I have to crap. I mean bad. So I quick step to the front door, and I am doing my best not to shit myself, I wrestle with the lock, set off the alarm. The phone starts to ring, it is the alarm company. Yes, I am an ass hole set off the alarm while on the phone with them I grab the key for the bathroom, as it's not in my shop. Every time I drop the key, and bend down to pick it up I almost shit myself. I get off the phone with the alarm people. Run out the door lock it ... run to the bath room only to realize that I dropped the key to the bathroom. As I turn to run back. It happened. I DELIVERED MYSELF A PACKAGE. I do the walk of shame back to my shop. find the key, get a roll of paper towels, a bottle of liquid soap and gave myself a bath in the sink. Back to the shop, garb a new pair of pants off the shelve, a new pair of socks. Now tell me how "crappie" your day was.