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OH DEAR GOD!

Last night was absolutely amazing. Corey rushed home from school, threw on his clothes for the show and we jumped in the truck and punched it. We yelled at everyone driving around us, because they just weren't going fast enough, and half of them were either on the phone or had their fingers in their noses. Ick.

I had gotten an email from Joe Letz about the VIP Passes:

"dearest very fucking important monsters,


so u are gonna come hang with us for a bit huh?!.... stoked to meet you all. here's what you gotta do. show up at the front door to the venue no later than 6:00 pm. there will most likely be a line outside the venue already for normal ticket holders, so if you could ask around and figure out who is a VFIM pass holder, and hang out in a group separate from the normal ticket holders, but still near the front door, that would be greatly appreciated and make things alot smoother for me. i will come find you no earlier than the above time, and bring you inside for some unicorn magic.


you will be allowed to purchase merchandise before doors open as well as take pictures with the band as a whole, and get whatever you want signed by us. we will probably make funny faces and hit each other in the testicles alot for the pictures. we hope that is not a problem. if you prefer a more serious "prom" styled picture, please let us know. trevor will also be happy to make any picture X-rated upon request, as long as you can produce valid ID that proves that you are at least 18 years of age. and as always, UNICORN GIFTS as well as massive and awesome COMBICHRIST and FUXLEEP merch purchases secure yourself a nice little featured picture in my tour blog aside from the VFIM group pic that i will be taking.


to see how the tour is going thus far and to catch a glimpse of some behind the scenes assclownery and be privy to my bitching and moaning about how bad bobby's (our new drum tech) feet smell, visit my tour blog at www.vampirefreaks.com/journal/combichrist.


can't wait to meet you all!


joey unicorn letz"

Corey and I got there about 5:40 and stood in line with the other VFIM's (Very Fucking Important Monsters). We had gotten a parking place right in front of the band's tour bus. Epic, since Corey has the band logo on his back window . Andy and Joe kept popping in and out of the bus, telling us they were running a little late but making small talk with us. The club didn't seem to know what the fuck was going on, but we finally got inside and got our tshirts, posters and laminates



(wrinkled back of my shirt, with my Combichrist OM tattoo popping out)





Corey and I's laminates say "Monster" on them because I ordered them a little late for them to be personalized, which is good, because we would have had 2 that said my real real name on them, ick.

Basically we got like 20 minutes to hang out with the band. We gave Joe the Unicorn, and he took a picture of us holding it for their tour blog. I'll steal that picture when it goes up. I gave Andy the Norwegian flag with the combichrist symbol, and he fucking adored it. Took pics with it with me and other people, then used it to protect his nuts in group photos because there were threats of nut shots. What an honor to have my artwork in his pants haha! And I got to ask him about the painting I gave him in Seattle last year, and we couldn't describe it very well, so Corey just showed him my back. He got really excited and said he still had it and loved it! So glad to hear that! And Corey showed him his ][Electrohead][ tattoo and said it was first one. I think we really impressed Andy.

Got some signatures:
You may remember this coffin from an older blog, but it's been improved!


Got my Blut Royale flag signed too

And a couple of cloth symbols I had made, we're going to frame one and put it in Corey's cousin's christmas stocking this year. I told Andy I had way too much time on my hands but he was happy I was using it to make Combichrist stuff. You know how people say "Don't meet your heroes"? Well, we were kind of worried this might be a similar situation, but they were all so laid back and nice. Andy chatted with us about tattoos, Z Marr talked to us about Helltrash (depressing news there that I still don't have the full story). When I first saw Trevor, he screamed " HEY! I know you!" I giggled and said yeah, and the whole band heard me talk to him about the naked pictures he'd seen of me (mostly the failed sets on here).

The show was absolutely great. We were in front from the time the weird little canadian band played til the end of Combichrist.

It went:
1.Weird Canadian band
2. God Module (Corey about died because neither us of knew they were playing at that show)
3. Aesthetic Perfection
4. COMBICHRIST

Met up with a videographer who had found me on here and we chatted and hung out, and I think my tits will be in a lot of the show footage he shot, fucking awesome

Got a rose and lots of Smiles from the band, especially Andy. He kept looking directly at Corey and I, since we talked with him so much. And during the song "Electrohead" Corey pointed at his tattoo and Andy pointed back and him and smiled big. There was this epic little girl that Andy let scream "This Shit Will Fuck You Up" into the mic during the song of the same title, she couldn't have been more than 10.

I'm in absolute heaven. Got to hang out with Andy, and he held onto my hand and stayed on our side of the stage during a lot of the show.

Corey talked me into getting the undies too, so here they are in all of their (and my) glory




I love that they played so many of their new songs and had the lights in the background. Plus the mic Andy used for Fuck Machine...oh god, so awesome

I don't want to flood my blog with the show pictures, so I made an album of them, since they fucking deserve it!
Combichrist Photos

So..remember that my birthday is coming up. I'm still not too excited for it, but I'm going to try to make the most of it. Thank you to the dear Witchartist for his art commissions and the generous payment! I will be sending your pieces of very soon.

And thank you to all of the other members who have been so supportive of me when I've been son down about my sets and self on general. You guys really are the greatest!

I'm going to go pass out again and avoid looking at the horrible disaster mess that is my apartment.