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What a weekend (plus thursday!)

And guess what,I'm going to tell you alllllll about it

Thursday we took Corey's truck to the dealership to have them fix the dash (the parts finally came in), from the last time the truck was broken into. When we got home, we got a call from Dustin and Kati, saying their truck broke down on I-5 on their way to visit Kati's family in Humbolt county. So we went out to Kragen, picked up the part that Dustin thought was needed and drove our butts out to rescue them. The boys replaced the spark plug wires, I tried to help ( I like learning about cars and trying to help work on them), but mostly ended up talking to Kati. We thought they fixed the problem, so we got into our respective cars and limped the blurple (Dustin's) close to dead ford down the shoulder lane (I won't make any jokes about fords, but I am a chevy girl and there were PLENTY of ford jokes made all weekend). I guess the problem got worse, more misfires than before it was fixed, so we figured out what to do, used up Corey's family's free tow of the year and sat on the side of I-5 for close to 2 hours waiting.

Here's phone pictures from our wait

We built forts in the gravel and bombed each other with rocks, I pegged Dustin in the head with a rock. Corey and I did a naughty in the tall grasses, and we stood in the bed of the truck, waving at people, mooning the drivers, and Corey even flashed them...with my tits!

When the tow truck finally came, we got the truck back to Dustin's place then the 4 of us went out to a chinese buffet. Along the way, there was this....bitch, texting while driving and Corey flipped her off. Well, apparently the bitch couldn't let that go. She and her passenger followed us all the way to the restauraunt (which was probably 10miles away), and had called for reinforcements. While Kati and I went inside, the boys stayed outside to have a cigarette, staring out the window, we watched 2 cars (besides the one that followed us) pull in and 4 huge black guys get out, take off their shirts and march towards Corey and Dustin. When I saw a fist connect with Corey's face,I ran. I'm so proud of our guys though, they didn't hit back. Dustin took probably 10 hits to the head, this gauge got punched into his neck, cutting it open, but he just stood there, taking drags between hits. Corey got punched in the neck. Apparently the attackers weren't very good fighters, because they just flailed about. Corey ran inside and screamed for someone to call the cops...but no one did, they all just stood in the doorway. At the mention of cops though,all of the idiots raced back to their cars. I heard one of the females say something about us "jumping her girl"...so of course I got involved. I told her we didn't fucking jump her, we flipped her off and the bitch couldn't let it go. They kept calling me a stupid white bitch, and my only response was "I'M FUCKING PROUD TO BE WHITE YOU CUNT!" The cops came, but we hadn't written down the license plate # correcty, so they just made us a report and gave us the info to call if we got any more news on it. We ate our food and left.

Friday...was...WOW. Corey and Dustin changed my oil in the morning, we ran a couple errands and raced out of town towards Monterey. We learned an important lesson: Never try to stop at a gas station that is still technically in San Francisco...we got lost,on a very steep hill. Corey had to take over driving for me.

Our whole reason for going to Monterey was to see the VERY amazing RemoD66 in the pl;ay he's been plugging for weeks in his blog. If you're in that area any weekend in May, YOU REALLY have to go! It was absolutely fantastic. Getting into the town and finding the theater was a bit stressful, but we made it! We met him on the theater steps 2 hours before the show, got our tickets, gave him his cookie bouquet and he treated us to pizza across the street. He's the 3rd friend from this site that I've met in person. He is a truly fantastic person! We sat in the front row for the show. Again, ABSOLUTELY amazing show.If you love ALice In Wonderland, this is a really cool, twisted rendition. He played Chester,the Cat and The King of Hearts, both very cool roles and he played them marvelously!

Pictures from the trip and before and after the show spoilered here!

GO SEE THE SHOW!!! Please go support an amazing guy!!! See his blog about getting tickets!

We spent Friday night in a Motel 6 and left at about 10:30 AM. The drive back was fun and a lot less stressful. We dropped off Kati and Dustin, then headed to the dealership to pick up Corey's truck. The dash is fixed (minus one piece they had to order)...but now his dome lights don't work. When we got back to the apartment though...all hell broke loose. Ben had tattoo clients over..cool, whatever, he had called and let me know. We asked where Amanda ( formerly known as Pandorial) was.....he looked dumbfounded and said "San Jose, she's living there now." So basically, she got her SSI check and left the minute we turned our backs. She had promised to help us find a new roommate before she left. But she's fucking immature and fucks over the people who care about her, who took her in when she really had nowhere else to go. She abused my friendship, and is dead to me. Ben is working his ass off to make up that half of the rent though. He is a great guy.

Lesson learned, and I think I'm done helping people in that capacity. Karma is a bitch thopugh

We're really struggling formoney now. So badly, that I'm considering being an egg donor. Any thoughts?...any help?

I hope everyone had a less drama stress filled weeked. I'm so happy for the fun I did have.