The time for mourning has passed. Now it is time to work hard and kick ass.
You gotta roll with the punches to get to what is real. Knock down the bastards and show them the way it feels.
In unrelated news...
If I had a cellphone, I would program your heartbeat as my ringtone...can I come on your face now?
For these and other...
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You gotta roll with the punches to get to what is real. Knock down the bastards and show them the way it feels.
In unrelated news...
If I had a cellphone, I would program your heartbeat as my ringtone...can I come on your face now?
For these and other...
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Most of my problems--most of me, really--seems to revolve around sex. This is an opinion sahred not only by me, but by a former friend.
When puberty arrived, and arrived it did with a vengeance, in the middle of sixth grade---I had presumably normal heterosexual fantasies (and homosexual fantasies as well, though I denied them at the time) but there was a certain something else...
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When puberty arrived, and arrived it did with a vengeance, in the middle of sixth grade---I had presumably normal heterosexual fantasies (and homosexual fantasies as well, though I denied them at the time) but there was a certain something else...
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Money can't buy me love. But love can't buy me cargo pants.
serenekerosene:
AHA! I love that valentine! Awesome!
"If you ever get mauled by bears I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute."
"If you ever get mauled by bears I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute."
I'm thinking that my next story fragment will concern a SuicideGirl named Botulism.
She will profess a love for either Manga or Veganism. Or both. I haven't decided yet.
She will profess a love for either Manga or Veganism. Or both. I haven't decided yet.
kmfcm:
that rules!
that rules!
A busy day.
Psychotherapy at 2, then bi-polar support group at 6 pm.
My latest ex-girlfriend is probably still wringing her hands after having engaged in a post-party threesome with a male and a female. Frankly, I'm jealous. Bisexual wet dream that is. My response to her is, "Welcome to the Club, babe."
Tomorrow I start work on my new job, which could be characterized...
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Psychotherapy at 2, then bi-polar support group at 6 pm.
My latest ex-girlfriend is probably still wringing her hands after having engaged in a post-party threesome with a male and a female. Frankly, I'm jealous. Bisexual wet dream that is. My response to her is, "Welcome to the Club, babe."
Tomorrow I start work on my new job, which could be characterized...
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Rejected Suicide Girl Names
1. Syphilis
2. Nympho
3. Extrapolate
4. Manassas
5. Marlboro
6. Prat
7. Moronic
8. Hyperbole
9. MaryJane
10. AmberAlert
Add your own! Have fun with the joke.
1. Syphilis
2. Nympho
3. Extrapolate
4. Manassas
5. Marlboro
6. Prat
7. Moronic
8. Hyperbole
9. MaryJane
10. AmberAlert
Add your own! Have fun with the joke.
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cabaretic:
That only proves my point!
malina:
mmm babies... can I eat them afterwards? 
One of the unwritten rules about coming out is that the boyfriend that ushers you into the world of homosexual relationships must be unbelievably ugly. You're here, you're queer, and you're not nearly confident enough to nuzzle up to some gorgeous boy at first.
It takes a while to work up your courage to step into the darkly lit meat market that is a gay...
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It takes a while to work up your courage to step into the darkly lit meat market that is a gay...
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I thought I was going to be on my way towards teaching English as a Second Language in Seoul, South Korea.
Unfortunately, I discovered that the service is little more than a scam. The way it works is this,
1. they pay for your airfare over there, but don't guarantee your airfare back to the States.
2. you end up paying 1/5 of your income...
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Unfortunately, I discovered that the service is little more than a scam. The way it works is this,
1. they pay for your airfare over there, but don't guarantee your airfare back to the States.
2. you end up paying 1/5 of your income...
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Everybody knows where you go
when the sun goes down
They say you only live
to see the lights of town
I wasted my time
when I would
try, try, try
'Cause when the lights
have lost their glow,
you'll cry, cry, cry
Soon your sugar-daddies
will all be gone
And you'll wake up some cold day
and find you're alone
You'll come to me...
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when the sun goes down
They say you only live
to see the lights of town
I wasted my time
when I would
try, try, try
'Cause when the lights
have lost their glow,
you'll cry, cry, cry
Soon your sugar-daddies
will all be gone
And you'll wake up some cold day
and find you're alone
You'll come to me...
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In lieu of the recent flap over video game violence and nudity, I have proposed several extremely controversial video games.
1. Socially Acceptable Girlfriend Revolution
This game, set in Japan, has only one clear-cut aim--to get a thirteen year old girl into bed. As you conquer each level, you will be summarily denied sex by a giggling Japanese girl. After you beat the game, you...
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1. Socially Acceptable Girlfriend Revolution
This game, set in Japan, has only one clear-cut aim--to get a thirteen year old girl into bed. As you conquer each level, you will be summarily denied sex by a giggling Japanese girl. After you beat the game, you...
Read More