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Hoover, Alabama

Member Since 2005

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Monday Aug 22, 2005

Aug 22, 2005
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The time for mourning has passed. Now it is time to work hard and kick ass.

You gotta roll with the punches to get to what is real. Knock down the bastards and show them the way it feels.

In unrelated news...

If I had a cellphone, I would program your heartbeat as my ringtone...can I come on your face now?

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