cabaretic

More of Cabaretic's Words of Wisdom

1. Never trust a man who wears too much cologne and K-Swiss sneakers.

2. If you want to cure your addiction to drama, you probably shouldn't purchase front row seats at the theatre.

3. If two trains leaving London were traveling towards each other at 45 k/ph, I'd probably just sit in the station and get for the one that got there first.

4. Men seldom make passes at girls with eye patches or neck braces.

5. Yes, I know Johnny Depp looks hot in his Pirate outfit. I am very very very aware.

6. In primative Indonesian cultures, men kill trees by screaming at them for a week solid until they kill the spirit of the thing and it falls over. One hopes we could use Howard Dean in a similar fashion.

7. If the world was ruled by women, then every newspaper would have a picture of a baby, a puppy, or a kitten in it for no good reason.

8. Additionally, if the world was ruled by women, personal ads would feature women in search of shoes to meet and match cute outfits.

9. You probably shouldn't take LSD and listen to Pink Floyd. Ever.