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Hoover, Alabama

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Saturday Jul 30, 2005

Jul 30, 2005
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Here are a few prominent stereotypes you must, repeat must avoid at all costs.

1. The psuedo-hippie party girl.

This sort of creature is known to wear tye-dyed ankle length skirts. Her first name is probably something highly gender-neutral like Devon, Ashley, or Raine. She will profess an undying love for one, count 'em, one album that she only vaguely understands and appreciates:

Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan, American Beauty by the Grateful Dead, or The Doors.

She will likely have a tribal tattoo somewhere on her body, mostly likely her lower stomach and will want to show it off to everyone, regardless if you ask her to or not.

2. The Wannabe Exhibitionist

Slather on enough purple eyeshadow to conceal the freckles, take off her glasses, and dress her in a purple catsuit. She comes complete with a very bad attitude that is obviously her attempt to draw attention to herself. Only naive, gullible men will fall for her trap.

She tells everyone that she wants to be a porn star someday and randomly flashes everyone.

She has been known to make comments like does the fact you can see my pubic hair through my panties excite you?...the line is always recited in a come-hither, husky voice meant to arouse you, but instead you just wonder why she tries so hard.

She is closely related to the bisexual only when intoxicated and at a party brand of female. Batteries not included, some parts sold separately.

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