cabaretic

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
plug inside your ear?

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
plug inside your ear?

Well, I'm goin' to the head shop
to get a hole drilled
into my skull.

I'm goin' to the head shop
to get a hole drilled
into my skull.

(it's the latest thing
these days)

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
symbol on your shirt?

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
symbol on your shirt?

I'm goin' to the show to start a fight
and curse and tear shit up.

Yes, I'm goin' to the show to start a fight
and curse and tear shit up.

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
faux-hawk on your head?

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
faux-hawk on your head?

I'm goin' to the party to get some action,
then I'm goin' home to bed.

I'm goin' to the party to get some action,
then I'm goin' home to bed.

Hey Punk, where you goin' with those
spikes around your neck?

Hey Punk, where you goin' with those
spikes around your neck?

I'm goin' to my day job
to be a nervous wreck...

(Hey Punk! Hey Punk! Hey Punk!
Punk! Punk! Hey Punk! Punky!

This is one of the most
exciting things that's ever
happened to me
You know, every time I think
about how lucky I am to be in
the punk rock scene

It's SO exciting
You know, when I first became
a punk rocker

I could barely even play the
changes to this song on my, on
my guitar


But now I'm very professional
I learned three chords
and one all purpose progression

I can play the guitar
I can strum it rhythmically
I can sing along with my guitar
as I strum

I can strum, sing, dance,
jump, have a snotty attitude,
break things
I can make merry fun all over
the stage

And you know, it's so wonderful
to...
It's wonderful to feel that I'm
doing something for the scensters

Because I know that the kids
and their music are where it's
at

The youth of America today is
so wonderful
And I'm proud to be a part of
this gigantic mass deception

I hope she sees me screaming,
yes...
I hope she sees me dancing and
screaming

I will say: "Hello Portutia, Princess of Sarcasm!"

Is the song over?
Boy, this is really exciting,
making a punk record

I can't even wait until our
record comes out and teen-agers
start to buy it

We'll all be rich and famous!

And when my royalty check comes
I think I'm going to buy another fifty tattoos

No, I think I'll...I think I'll
get a hole through each corner of my skull
that would really be punk rock

No, I think I'll get a Harley
Davidson

No, I don't think I'll buy any
of those thing

I think what I will do is I
will buy both
No, I don't do that either

I think, ah, I'll go into real
estate
I think I'd like to...
I think I'd like to buy a house
in ...

No, that wouldn't do any good

Gee, I wonder if they can see
me up here, swinging my guitar
spitting and dancing...

Maybe after the show
One of the girls who sees me up
here, singing and swinging my
guitar and dancing, will
like me

And she will come over to me
And I will walk
I will walk up to her and I
will smile at her

And I will impress her and I
will say: "Hello, baby,
What's a girl like you doing in
a place like this?
I'm from a punk band,
I think we should..."

Is the song over?