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Hoover, Alabama

Member Since 2005

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Sunday Jun 12, 2005

Jun 12, 2005
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Jubilee slouches in his settee
Hes losing all will to move

He got dippy
too much telly

He watching 24 hours of rubbish
He got butane
he got plastic bags

His eyes are going square
Hes no raver, just anti-social

He not going to cut his hair

He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how

Seventeen

He not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how
Seventeen

He not keen on being like
Anyone else

Jubilees dad, billy banker,
Thinks his sons a slob

Should get out more, stop scabbing,
He really should go and get a job

He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how to do it

Seventeen
Hes not mean enough

He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how, where to go

But he just dont get out enough
He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how, where to go
But he just dont get out enough

He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how to do it, talk to girls

But hes just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how
Seventeen

He not keen on being like
Anyone else
So he just plays on his computer game!

He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how to do it

Seventeen
Hes not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how, where to go

But he just dont get out enough
He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how to do it, talk to girls
But hes just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how to do it, where to go
Hes not keen on being like anyone
Hes not being like

Jubilee is not like
anyone else.

*rolls eyes repeatedly*

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