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While On the Job Search, I Encountered This...

Yoga Studio Seeks Mary/Marty Poppins

Are you a punctual, morning person who wears a smile on your face and would enjoy greeting and hosting Flows morning yoga students? Are you a neat-nik who feels more comfortable actively battling dust bunnies than watching them multiply? Are you comfortable assisting in an office environment moving gracefully between computer work and small errands?

And do you have a brimming love for children (esp. newborns) and experience caring for them, inspired by the likes of Mary Poppins including the sweet lullabies and the spoonful-of-sugar-accompanied life lessons.

_____________

No. I don't.
abbazappa:
hey Friend, I thought you would get this parody and find it funny:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



The award-winning Rainbow Six franchise returns, with Quakers.

Summary: It's 2010. When war breaks out in South America, an elite team recruited from the Religious Society of Friends finds themselves headed for a non-violent confrontation with the enemy, in accordance with their conscientious objector status.

Intense Gameplay
You control the Rainbow Six: Quakers team through numerous scenarios like Seek & Leave, Intense Negotiation and Boisterous Gathering.

Linear & Non-Linear Play
Follow the inaction-packed storyline or do your own thing. A vast gameplay environment lets you find adventure tending beets or exchanging pleasantries with strangers.

Modern Arsenal
Command a squad of Quakers equipped with state-of-the-art military weaponry they refuse to use, including the SAW Machine Gun, AR215 Death Hammer and Sticky Grenades.

Multiplayer Discussion
Rainbow Six: Quakers features online multi-player that lets you and the opposing team talk it out in a variety of highly-detailed maps like Village Caf, Modern Boardroom and Comfy Mattress.

Realistic Sounds
Dolby Surround Sound will make you feel like you're off the battlefield and in a mass of shrubs



Apr 3, 2009
cabaretic:
Thank you! I passed this along to my girlfriend and other Friends. smile
Apr 3, 2009

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