I just saw the movie Closer with Jude Law, Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts...and that other British guy.
The ending is rather perplexing to me. I mean, naturally, I have my own theories as to why "Alice" never revealed her real name to Dan, but I wonder if someone who's more well read on the subject would help me out. Obviously, the fact that Alice was...
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The ending is rather perplexing to me. I mean, naturally, I have my own theories as to why "Alice" never revealed her real name to Dan, but I wonder if someone who's more well read on the subject would help me out. Obviously, the fact that Alice was...
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The secretary on the inside of the office sounded like she wore a mouth guard. It was a peculiar sort of underbite slur, slightly disorted, and yet strangely soothing. Cordial, and polite.
A tall girl with miniscule heels and too much foundation eagerly took a xerox of my insurance card and my driver's license. She must have thought I was cute, the way she snapped...
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A tall girl with miniscule heels and too much foundation eagerly took a xerox of my insurance card and my driver's license. She must have thought I was cute, the way she snapped...
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malina:
that link just brings me right back to your journal
College football is king in Alabama.
In a living room of the house next door. The television plays the National Championship game: Alabama versus Arkansas. The father had purchased a new VHS recorder specifically for the occasion, you imagine, and the older son makes a point of showing you the well worn video which you look upon with a half-interest. Everything smells fusty and...
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In a living room of the house next door. The television plays the National Championship game: Alabama versus Arkansas. The father had purchased a new VHS recorder specifically for the occasion, you imagine, and the older son makes a point of showing you the well worn video which you look upon with a half-interest. Everything smells fusty and...
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More of Cabaretic's Words of Wisdom
1. Never trust a man who wears too much cologne and K-Swiss sneakers.
2. If you want to cure your addiction to drama, you probably shouldn't purchase front row seats at the theatre.
3. If two trains leaving London were traveling towards each other at 45 k/ph, I'd probably just sit in the station and get for the one...
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1. Never trust a man who wears too much cologne and K-Swiss sneakers.
2. If you want to cure your addiction to drama, you probably shouldn't purchase front row seats at the theatre.
3. If two trains leaving London were traveling towards each other at 45 k/ph, I'd probably just sit in the station and get for the one...
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norritt:
true
Please, God, let her call me now. Dear God, let her call me now. I won't ask anything of you, truly I won't. It isn't much to ask. It would be so little to you, God, such a little, little thing. Only let her call me now. Please, God. Please, Please, Please.
If I didn't think about it, maybe the phone might ring. Sometimes it...
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If I didn't think about it, maybe the phone might ring. Sometimes it...
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While I chug another Woodchuck Draft Cider, let me impart a few words of wisdom to you, oh dear Suiciders.
1. Women never lie. They just don't tell the complete truth.
2. War is a horrible thing; injustice still exists in many parts of the world even to this day; the rich have more advantages than the poor. In other news, the sky is blue....
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1. Women never lie. They just don't tell the complete truth.
2. War is a horrible thing; injustice still exists in many parts of the world even to this day; the rich have more advantages than the poor. In other news, the sky is blue....
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robotsatemyhair:
I think that serial killers should be true to themselves. They serve a very important purpose:
They remind us how advanced we are as a species.
... and how useless.
[Edited on Jul 31, 2005 9:58AM]
They remind us how advanced we are as a species.
... and how useless.
[Edited on Jul 31, 2005 9:58AM]
Here are a few prominent stereotypes you must, repeat must avoid at all costs.
1. The psuedo-hippie party girl.
This sort of creature is known to wear tye-dyed ankle length skirts. Her first name is probably something highly gender-neutral like Devon, Ashley, or Raine. She will profess an undying love for one, count 'em, one album that she only vaguely understands and appreciates:
Blood on...
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1. The psuedo-hippie party girl.
This sort of creature is known to wear tye-dyed ankle length skirts. Her first name is probably something highly gender-neutral like Devon, Ashley, or Raine. She will profess an undying love for one, count 'em, one album that she only vaguely understands and appreciates:
Blood on...
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Steps for Buying A Hooker.
1. Look in the Yellow Pages.
2. Find the "E" section, then find "Escort".
3. "Escort", contrary to what you might think, doesn't mean someone who shuttles you safely from one destination to another. In actuality, "Escort" is one of those euphemisms we use to mean a person of the night, or, to put it bluntly, a prostitute.
4....
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1. Look in the Yellow Pages.
2. Find the "E" section, then find "Escort".
3. "Escort", contrary to what you might think, doesn't mean someone who shuttles you safely from one destination to another. In actuality, "Escort" is one of those euphemisms we use to mean a person of the night, or, to put it bluntly, a prostitute.
4....
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serenekerosene:
sure, we can be friends!
emperor_tane:
Radiohead is the only band I recognize in your list.
Tane
Tane
I attended the Bipolar Support Group last night, expecting answers, and instead found a group of jovial eccentrics mostly wanting to be understood.
The mincing gay man, with protruding stomach fat that I tried to ignore, but found my eyes drawn to over and over again. I don't know what it is about me, but if some has a particularly unusual physical flaw, like a...
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The mincing gay man, with protruding stomach fat that I tried to ignore, but found my eyes drawn to over and over again. I don't know what it is about me, but if some has a particularly unusual physical flaw, like a...
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I've just about
had it with you
You don't know
what you've
put me through
The sun's gone down
but it's okay
to breathe
I believe
in the truth
of the moon.
I used to watch
a lot of cartoons
But now I hit the bottle
waiting for noon
The liquor's gone
and I've got more than
a buzz
just because
I'm a drunken buffoon....
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had it with you
You don't know
what you've
put me through
The sun's gone down
but it's okay
to breathe
I believe
in the truth
of the moon.
I used to watch
a lot of cartoons
But now I hit the bottle
waiting for noon
The liquor's gone
and I've got more than
a buzz
just because
I'm a drunken buffoon....
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beyond_rhythm:
Is this about me or someone else?
I just saw life as colored bad. Can't seem to get a job. My previous mental storms prevented me from working very long at any one place, and I can't put these places down as work experiences because I only lasted a few months...and then was summarily let go because I was too sick to show up to work.
I can't seem to get anything...
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I can't seem to get anything...
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