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While On the Job Search, I Encountered This...

Yoga Studio Seeks Mary/Marty Poppins

Are you a punctual, morning person who wears a smile on your face and would enjoy greeting and hosting Flows morning yoga students? Are you a neat-nik who feels more comfortable actively battling dust bunnies than watching them multiply? Are you comfortable assisting in an office environment moving gracefully between computer work...
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abbazappa:
hey Friend, I thought you would get this parody and find it funny:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



The award-winning Rainbow Six franchise returns, with Quakers.

Summary: It's 2010. When war breaks out in South America, an elite team recruited from the Religious Society of Friends finds themselves headed for a non-violent confrontation with the enemy, in accordance with their conscientious objector status.

Intense Gameplay
You control the Rainbow Six: Quakers team through numerous scenarios like Seek & Leave, Intense Negotiation and Boisterous Gathering.

Linear & Non-Linear Play
Follow the inaction-packed storyline or do your own thing. A vast gameplay environment lets you find adventure tending beets or exchanging pleasantries with strangers.

Modern Arsenal
Command a squad of Quakers equipped with state-of-the-art military weaponry they refuse to use, including the SAW Machine Gun, AR215 Death Hammer and Sticky Grenades.

Multiplayer Discussion
Rainbow Six: Quakers features online multi-player that lets you and the opposing team talk it out in a variety of highly-detailed maps like Village Caf, Modern Boardroom and Comfy Mattress.

Realistic Sounds
Dolby Surround Sound will make you feel like you're off the battlefield and in a mass of shrubs



cabaretic:
Thank you! I passed this along to my girlfriend and other Friends. smile
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Blarf on the Page: Catharsis up to a Point

In case anyone needed confirmation, here it is: relationship blogging is a stress relief, to some extent. It can also be more trouble than it's worth. Those of you out there who seek an audience of sympathetic readers and validation of your own situation/point of view have probably also learned that there can be unforeseen...
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Applying for jobs feels like this.

I learn my name
I write with a number two pencil
I work up to my potential
I earn my name
I come when called
I jump when you circle the cherry
I sing like a good canary
I come when called
I come, that's all

Send it up on fire
Death before dawn
Send it up on fire...
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Satellite of love.
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Every time I go to the grocery store, I manage to spend $40. Doesn't matter what I buy, in what quantity, or what number of items I write down on the list. 40 dollars. Either my mind is so efficient that it thinks in blocks of forty dollars worth of goods at a time or it's merely a matter of proportion--I consume the same relative...
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We smiled and smiled
We smiled and smiled

Laughter echoes in your eyes

We climbed and climbed
We climbed and climbed

Foot falls softly in the pines

We cry and cry
We cry and cry

Sadness passes in a while
We roll and roll

We roll and roll
Help me roll away the stone
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Let's here it for career-ending moments in show business.

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Out of my mind
And I just can't
take it anymore

Left behind
By myself and
what I'm living for

All I hear are screams
from outside the limousines

That are taking me

Out of my mind

Through the keyhole
in an open door

Happy to find
That I don't know
what I'm smiling for

Tired of hanging on,
If you've missed me,

I've just...
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1. Applied for six jobs using three separate websites. Bullshitted my way through half of the applications and spent hours filling out unnecessarily complicated forms/supplemental information, none of which was standardized between company and/or government agency. Big surprise that. I wish I didn't have to sound like Mary Poppins incarnate in writing cover letters or teaching philosophies.

2 Talked to E on the phone for...
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I miss E terribly, but I know it's likely that it will be several more weeks, if not months, before we see each other again. To her credit, she has given me an exhaustive list of places to apply to, towards which I have begun to make somewhat of a dent. In applying I have frequently had to fudge my qualifications by way of extensive...
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In writing entries like these, I'm reliving fond experiences spent with E. If they entertain/interest/amuse you, I'm glad. If not, then just ignore them.

E and I headed up to the art house AFI Institute in Silver Springs to watch a French film from the early fifties. The movie, I'll have you know, was mostly cover for what we intended to do to each other....
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Two weeks ago from yesterday we were walking hand in hand down Wisconsin Avenue towards the Tenleytown Metro stop. E noticed the beginnings of a security detail. Secret Servicemen dressed in black suits and sunglasses plus other armed guards were flanking a convoy of identical black SUVs. More perceptive than me, she knew that, due to the size of the gathering and the degree of...
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