The family got the internet when I was 15, and I quickly began receiving the attention of generally unattractive girls. Some of them have stayed friends with me to this day.
I must admit that three of them cling to me...cling, cling, cling...and do not let go. They are starved for attention and I have been much nicer than anyone has ever been to them,...
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I must admit that three of them cling to me...cling, cling, cling...and do not let go. They are starved for attention and I have been much nicer than anyone has ever been to them,...
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roethke:
Did you get my last email? I've been having problems with my gmail account.
Spent all day yesterday hunkered down in front of the television, watching the weather reports.
phrases like conditions deteriorating rapidly and tropical storm force winds get rather repetitive after a while.
Damage here was minimal, and unlike expected, we did not lose power. Some sites around us lost power and expect to have it restored later today.
Anyone want a cup of homemade lime-ade?
phrases like conditions deteriorating rapidly and tropical storm force winds get rather repetitive after a while.
Damage here was minimal, and unlike expected, we did not lose power. Some sites around us lost power and expect to have it restored later today.
Anyone want a cup of homemade lime-ade?
geckogirl:
i made mojitos. thats kinda like limeaide
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
plug inside your ear?
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
plug inside your ear?
Well, I'm goin' to the head shop
to get a hole drilled
into my skull.
I'm goin' to the head shop
to get a hole drilled
into my skull.
(it's the latest thing
these days)
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
symbol...
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plug inside your ear?
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
plug inside your ear?
Well, I'm goin' to the head shop
to get a hole drilled
into my skull.
I'm goin' to the head shop
to get a hole drilled
into my skull.
(it's the latest thing
these days)
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that
symbol...
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A better day. I plot Hurricane Dennis as it churns inevitably towards the coast...the promise of something to do, once trees and power lines are knocked down by the inevitable hurricane or near-hurricane force winds of Sunday night into Monday.
Therapy was productive, per usual. As always, I teased her about her scant wardrobe and sole pair of decent shoes...smiling into her pale, freckled...
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Therapy was productive, per usual. As always, I teased her about her scant wardrobe and sole pair of decent shoes...smiling into her pale, freckled...
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squidbizkit:
He buddy.
I do not have any tattoos, or piercings and am a natural brunette. Desecrating the body is against my spiritual beliefs.
I do not have any tattoos, or piercings and am a natural brunette. Desecrating the body is against my spiritual beliefs.
Nothing cuts your heart out more than seeing the person you've foolishly fallen in love with...fall for someone else.
The fact that she's currently pining away for someone of her own gender is immaterial. This would hurt just as badly as if it was some other guy. And you know now why her last phone conversations to you were nervous affairs...her voice quaking, wavering with...
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The fact that she's currently pining away for someone of her own gender is immaterial. This would hurt just as badly as if it was some other guy. And you know now why her last phone conversations to you were nervous affairs...her voice quaking, wavering with...
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vestal:
Bill Hicks is one of my favorite comics too.
mmm k?
mmm k.
- as to your entry: knowing the love of your life is completely out of your grasp - immeasurable pain.
mmm k?
mmm k.
- as to your entry: knowing the love of your life is completely out of your grasp - immeasurable pain.
Unemployment makes you feel less than useless. I've been sitting here at the hacienda, waiting to be called back for an interview...ever since I got out of the hospital a month ago.
My depression always gets worse at night, when thoughts crawl into my head. I start thinking about old relationships...and wishing I had someone here to hold me while I cried.
I never got...
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My depression always gets worse at night, when thoughts crawl into my head. I start thinking about old relationships...and wishing I had someone here to hold me while I cried.
I never got...
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abra:
my depression always gets worse at night, too.
and i know the useless feeling of being unemployed after you get out of the hospital.
and, unfortunately, i know the non-joys of empty, meaningless sex.
tell me something good?
and i know the useless feeling of being unemployed after you get out of the hospital.
and, unfortunately, i know the non-joys of empty, meaningless sex.
tell me something good?
geckogirl:
oh i figured you meant thongs. i was making a joke with the talc. i wouldnt say i have a panty fetish, but i am awfully fond of them. the ones i like though arent exactly sexxxy. i like goofy underpants.
A Paeon To Suburbia
A man lives
at the corner of the street
And his neighbors think
he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears
and he always shakes you
by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.
He's got a plastic heart
plastic teeth and toes
He's got plastic knees
and a perfect plastic nose.
He's got plastic...
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A man lives
at the corner of the street
And his neighbors think
he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears
and he always shakes you
by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.
He's got a plastic heart
plastic teeth and toes
He's got plastic knees
and a perfect plastic nose.
He's got plastic...
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Hey Mr. Reporter,
How 'bout talking about yourself?
Do you like what you're doing,
Or is it that you can do nothing else?
Hey, Mr. Reporter,
I'll believe all that you put down.
I'll believe the sun is going up,
Even though it's going down.
Hey Mr. Reporter,
Don't you twist my words around.
I'll kill you, I won't let you,
Distort my simple sound....
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How 'bout talking about yourself?
Do you like what you're doing,
Or is it that you can do nothing else?
Hey, Mr. Reporter,
I'll believe all that you put down.
I'll believe the sun is going up,
Even though it's going down.
Hey Mr. Reporter,
Don't you twist my words around.
I'll kill you, I won't let you,
Distort my simple sound....
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dedgirl:
how did you test the waters last week?
if:
Powerful stuff on the "blogs for child molesters" thread.
Eljiah, my cat, is cowering in the corner as I write this to you.
This is very unusual for him...normally he is all about jumping on the keyboard and annoying the shit out of me. He's still not over his latest bout with a UTI. Poor baby...he looks miserable.
Otherwise, I'm hiding inside...hoping that the tropical storm will wash all the dirt and grime out...
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This is very unusual for him...normally he is all about jumping on the keyboard and annoying the shit out of me. He's still not over his latest bout with a UTI. Poor baby...he looks miserable.
Otherwise, I'm hiding inside...hoping that the tropical storm will wash all the dirt and grime out...
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I dyed my hair today. The box said light auburn. I'm pleased with the results...though it will take a week before it looks natural. It's too new looking right now.
Haircuts are the same way...it's as if my hair has to recover from the shock for a full seven days before it looks decent.
Haircuts are the same way...it's as if my hair has to recover from the shock for a full seven days before it looks decent.
roethke:
I just got drunk and picked a fight with an asshole with a mullet in a Trans-Am for parking in front of my house. I love the 4th.
Edited to say that in front of my house means in my yard.
[Edited on Jul 04, 2005 10:18PM]
Edited to say that in front of my house means in my yard.
[Edited on Jul 04, 2005 10:18PM]
I used to be a king
But everything around me
Turned to dust
I thought I had everything
Now I'm left without a hand
to hold
But it's alright
I'm okay
How are you?
For what it's worth
I must say
I love you
And in my bed
Late at night
I miss you
Someone is gonna take my heart
No one is gonna break...
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But everything around me
Turned to dust
I thought I had everything
Now I'm left without a hand
to hold
But it's alright
I'm okay
How are you?
For what it's worth
I must say
I love you
And in my bed
Late at night
I miss you
Someone is gonna take my heart
No one is gonna break...
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robotsatemyhair:
Oh now, straight to the phone sex is it?
I was at least going to warm you up with a bit of surly intellectual banter.
I was at least going to warm you up with a bit of surly intellectual banter.
geckogirl:
i just got back from the wedding of my 2 closest fuck buddies and i'm not sure how i feel about it...besides drunk. thats all 
I've been trying to get away from the Big Salty 'Ham for a few days, but alas, I am cash poor. If a friend from Atlanta whisks me away for a few days, it will be most appreciated.
I worry about my little sister, who just broke up with a guy who threw her kitten into the Cahaba River in retaliation. I never liked him,...
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I worry about my little sister, who just broke up with a guy who threw her kitten into the Cahaba River in retaliation. I never liked him,...
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