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ah, tuesday night... my bowling night. that was fun, drank lots of beer, bowled like crap, team mates got mad. whatever. it's fucking bowling. i mean i love it and it's fun. but get the fuck over yourselves.

awww, and my friend rachel gave me a really sweet testimonial on friendster.

oh yeah, add me: marcsucks@byorecords.com
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distant:
eh, people get too serious about shit... i agree... they should get the fuck over themselves.

as for getting drunk and tossing a big heavy ball down a piece of wood and trying to hit the set of pins in the middle of the three you actually see... NOW THAT'S FUN!
syracusescumbag:
Shit. Who takes bowling seriously... I mean REALLY. Nothing is as much fun as a night of drinking and bowling.

By the way, I never found a flyer... but I'm pretty damn sure I've seen you guys.
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grrrrrrrr... and the misogyny continues...

so it's my friend allison's birthday and we all go to the dragonfly to see the spasmatics (awesome 80s cover band). my friend jessica is throwing this whole gathering/get together/party/whatever the fuck it was... they all have this friend who i never met and she's really really sexy... like wayyyyyy sexy.

and she's talking to me all night and dancing...
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koleeta:
awww why always the bad luck with the girlies? I'm sorry....I'm not going to make fun of you this time because well this time it really IS sucky.

I bet she still wanted you though, I don't think I'd put so much time into talking to one guy and being friendly with him if I wasn't intrested in him, even just a little. Does that make you feel any better? Hope so.
josh:
I don't have a boyfriend, can I hit on you? Bwahaha. wink

Surely you can laugh about the whole thing right now? biggrin
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question: so who the fuck makes a booty call and then falls asleep before the other person even gets there?

answer: drunken bitches that i associate with.

this here's for everyone: if you're sober enough to make the call, you best be sober enough to put out.

that's all i got.
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koleeta:
ah hahaha, sorry to laugh at your misfortune but i was actually wondering if you were having fun at your bootycall last nite, really! bean can vouch for me....unless he wasn't paying attention (?)

muahahaha ok I'm done....no wait...haha.

"no dice."
byorecords:
yeah yeah... let the mockery begin... i'm gonna go get a haircut
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so for some reason old ladies like to touch me... i was at the buzzcocks show and this chick who's 12 years older than me (i found that out later) grabs my shirt and tells me how cute i am... then she grabs my crotch and says "i'm mrs. robinson"

yeah, that was my night... now home alone. i shoulda had sex with the old...
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koleeta:
are you going to Beat It on Sunday?
josh:
marc sucks at updating his journal
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goddamn... what failure thought of the advertising campaign for fanta?
koleeta:
WHAT?! dont you wanna wanna fanta? don't tell me you don't!
koleeta:
I just looked through your pictures....dude how often do you go to Beat It? (ha ha that was amusing)
but seriously.

not that it's bad, except for the same Adam Ant reel playing over and over again.
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ok, now i'm my friend
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koleeta:
I've never been my friend, i hate me, well i only hate being me sometimes.

but I have commented on myself before.

when are we going to venice?
byorecords:
koleeta, we'll go to venice whenever you want!
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wow, you really can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die... such wisdom from a cartoon
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melvin_:
tee hee . . . . think u can aget that on t-shirts now . . . .
genius!
ltrain:
say something more interesing in your journal next time!
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so it turns out more people voted for the american idol than the president of these united states of america.

that does it, fox gets to conduct the next presidential election.