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17:57:46 marctheprofiteer: last night at the bar, joe was like "i'll give you two dollars if you go up to that girl and slap her ass"
17:58:07 marctheprofiteer: so i said ok
17:58:20 marctheprofiteer: and i walked up to her and cracked her on the ass something wicked
17:58:45 marctheprofiteer: and she jumped and then she looked at me and i smiled and winked at her and turned around and walked away
17:58:59 marctheprofiteer: like a real scumbag
17:59:12 marctheprofiteer: and i sat back down at the table to finish my whiskey
17:59:32 marctheprofiteer: and she walked up to the table and leaned over and kissed me on the cheek
18:00:01 marctheprofiteer: and then i said "WHERRRRRRRRRRRRE'S MY TWOOOOOOOOO DOLLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRS?!?!??!!??!"
18:01:44 marctheprofiteer: true story