Dancing With the "Stars" Season 8 Cast... Revealed!
According to a People Magazine page I've just wandered across these are the stars and stars-ish we're going to see dance this season:
-Jewel
-Jewel's Husband (a rodeo star, apparently)
-Dancing's resident cutie-pie Julianne Hough's boyfriend (a country singer named Chuck Wick)
-Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson (the show's youngest contestant at 17)
-Belinda Carlisle (no, really)
-Denise "I Can't Believe I'm Not a Porn Star" Richards
-Former NFL star <strong>Lawrence Taylor
-LIL' KIM!!!!!!!!!
-Jackass</em> star <strong>Steve-O
-Apple computer co-founder, Kathy Griffin boy-toy, and owner of China Steve Wozniak
-David Alan Grier
-Gilles Marini (I've provided a link because I didn't know who he was either. Apparently he was in Sex & the City: The Movie. See also his breakout role in Passions as Italian Bicycle Rider.)
-and, in a wagging the dog moment, Access Hollywood's own Nancy O'Dell
In related news grumpiest dancers on the show Maksim "You're Terrible So I'm Walking Out" Chmerkovskiy and Karina "You Suck So I'm Going to Cry" Smirnoff became engaged this past December. Should they ever reproduce their children will be the Russian equivalent of Vincent Gallo.
I didn't watch Season 7 because I couldn't bring myself to care about any of the contestants. I'll probably tune in for this, though. Lil' Kim, Jewel, and Denise "I SWEAR I'm a Legitimate Actress" Richards on the same floor? Yes please.
That being said, I can't for the life of me, tell if this means Lil' Kim's career or Dancing With the Star's run has jumped the shark. Probably both. Definitely both.
According to a People Magazine page I've just wandered across these are the stars and stars-ish we're going to see dance this season:
-Jewel
-Jewel's Husband (a rodeo star, apparently)
-Dancing's resident cutie-pie Julianne Hough's boyfriend (a country singer named Chuck Wick)
-Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson (the show's youngest contestant at 17)
-Belinda Carlisle (no, really)
-Denise "I Can't Believe I'm Not a Porn Star" Richards
-Former NFL star <strong>Lawrence Taylor
-LIL' KIM!!!!!!!!!
-Jackass</em> star <strong>Steve-O
-Apple computer co-founder, Kathy Griffin boy-toy, and owner of China Steve Wozniak
-David Alan Grier
-Gilles Marini (I've provided a link because I didn't know who he was either. Apparently he was in Sex & the City: The Movie. See also his breakout role in Passions as Italian Bicycle Rider.)
-and, in a wagging the dog moment, Access Hollywood's own Nancy O'Dell
In related news grumpiest dancers on the show Maksim "You're Terrible So I'm Walking Out" Chmerkovskiy and Karina "You Suck So I'm Going to Cry" Smirnoff became engaged this past December. Should they ever reproduce their children will be the Russian equivalent of Vincent Gallo.
I didn't watch Season 7 because I couldn't bring myself to care about any of the contestants. I'll probably tune in for this, though. Lil' Kim, Jewel, and Denise "I SWEAR I'm a Legitimate Actress" Richards on the same floor? Yes please.
That being said, I can't for the life of me, tell if this means Lil' Kim's career or Dancing With the Star's run has jumped the shark. Probably both. Definitely both.