I know just the story to tell that's going to be short and funny and with some photos too!
Thanks for this differently fun and easy @bloghomework @missy @rambo @lyxzen Cant wait to read some others of this topic for some easy giggles ^_^
SO many of you know I recently traveled the states after getting married in New York.
and if you've ever traveled in the states you'll know that you can't just put normal locks on your suitcases. You have to use TSA locks so that security at airports can open to without breaking them to go through your luggage.
All common knowledge yes?
Well once we got to LA from San Fran we found a note in my partner Linh's bag saying that her bag had been searched. She got kinda mad but I was like hey you know this thing can happen its fine, your stuff all looks like its in the same place so there's nothing to worry about. It's all cool and we forget about it.
Now we bring a couple of our essential sex toys with us when we travel. Our strap on and our favorite vibrator.
Our vibrator was a gift I was given from her the very night we got together, it was my first gift from her and we love it.
Love it a little too much...
Anyway It was blue and brought from our fave sex store Max Black in Newtown. We even took it to New Zealand where after a short flight from Wellington to Queenstown we watched as our rental car assistant removed out bags from the car and my bag was furiously vibrating as somehow it had been turned on in my luggage and was set to high.. so embarrassing! but not my story! An extra side story for you!
SO A couple days into LA and my partner is like "aw where's the vibrator"
knowing I didn't pack it in my bag as I had the strap on in mine I was like you packed it in your bag. 10 minutes later in a panic shes like
"'IT'S NOT HERE"
We tear through both our bags just in case and just come back to finding the note from the airport security and we just sit in a slump knowing with FULL clarity that the airport security staff in LAX had STOLEN our very USED and probably NOT washed vibrator..
I was almost in tears and laughing all at the same time. IT WAS EXPENSIVE and a GIFT! yet.. some creepy peerve at the airport has taken it and it probably at home licking it and rubbing it against his hairy ball sack.. who fucking knows but it was the most funny devastating thing to happen to me while travelling XD
AND that's my story!
We mad a quick trip to the beautiful store that is Max Black in Newtown and bought ourselves a replacement. This time purple and got a free kit for raising awareness to sexually transmitted diseases between two girls when using toys.. Something that many lesbians girls are aware of but the risk is there so we got free condoms, toy cleaners, lube, gloves and lip balm from the company Iloveclaude. Big fan now but it was nice to get some free stuff with our replacement vibrator.
Pico Bong is our favorite brand of vibrator and they have an array of sizes in blues, purples and pinks.. though colors really get me ^_^
Hope you enjoyed my story and that those in Aussie Land had a fabulous long weekend! I know I did!
xx
