Five voicemails on my phone!?!? This is nuts!
I decided that if I didn't check it for over a week, I would be dead ant meat. Whaddya say?
*pondering* Dead ant meat. Have you heard that before? If not, *puts hands on hips* I made it up!

I decided that if I didn't check it for over a week, I would be dead ant meat. Whaddya say?

*pondering* Dead ant meat. Have you heard that before? If not, *puts hands on hips* I made it up!

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prettyb0y:
Damn! Dia's right. You are pretty.
sarc:
I swallowed a gnat at work the other day... not intentionally. I just opened my mouth and inhaled and it just happened to be in the way... it didn't go down very easily.. I think I drank like 6 cups of water after that.