buttercup

well,the fuzztones gig was great!and the staggers are getting better and better!i fuckin love that band!!as i am working on the groupie-issue of my zine at the moment,i started taking backstage-pics of myself,purely for research,of course!(i put one with old rudi from the fuzztones plus a real groupie in my new groupie- folder.)
also i want to share this little thing i just wrote with you,called:

the groupie survival-kit -
-10 essential things a groupie needs besides a backstage-pass

1.) a felt pen
cause the first thing you do is make him sign your tits
2.) lipstick
we`re talking the deepest,bloodiest red here.and not the longlasting kind,either.
go for the glossy, greasy ones that will leave stains on his...um..shirt.
3.)an over the top,tiny little outfit that none of the other girls has the nerve wearing.
4.)heels
the higher,the better.
just like you,honey!
5.)fags&booze
smoke like there is no tomorrow.
and drink to forget that there actually is.
6.)an ugly girlfriend
you will look even better next to her.
and,hey,the roadies want some fun,too!
7.)camera
so you can prove that you`ve been there,done it and got the t-shirt for free.
8.)slutty underwear
get the sluttiest underwear you can find.
but buy cheap,they will keep it as a trophy!
9.)shades
so you can face yourself in the mirror the next morning
10.)perfume
if you`ve ever been on a tourbus you know what they smell like...

one thing you will definately not need:
condoms
rockstars don`t do condoms,period.
plus,you can make a lot of money should you actually get pregnant!

have a great weekend!
cheers,buttercup