BEWARE:THIS IS A GIRLS-ONLY ENTRY.
i decided to dedicate this entry to my old pal PMS.
we`ve known each other forever,still it never fails to freak me out.only recently it decided to come sooner,making my life miserable for not one but two weeks.
it`s like,for two weeks i`m myself, then suddenly i change into this depressed,whiny,aggressive,bloated,bad-skinned,shitty-haired,stupid-acting,fits-throwing bitch and i have no idea how to stop it.want examples?here we go:
this week:
MONDAY
wore a white shirt with ballet-pumps and jeans.
loathed the look as soon as i put it on,went out anyways&couldn`t think of anything but changing for the whole day.
irritation-factor:high
TUESDAY:
went to have lunch,then coffee with the boy.
imagined that the food tasted different than it does normally,and almost started crying over the fact that we always spend so much money eating out.(which on any other time of the month,is absolutely no problem)
WEDNESDAY:
tried being creative,thinking it a good idea to paint an old footstool pink and cover it in tattoo-flash.stopped in the middle,of course,and will have this unfinished pink thing and a hundred stencils lying around forever in my room,reminding me of what a loser i am.
oh,and by the way,i hate pink.
THURSDAY
came home and frantically started looking for the box with the easter-decoration(!!!)in the chamber that holds about a million plastic-bags and other shit that hasn`t seen the light of day for ages,which means you can`t even open the door.(oh yes,pms brings out the martha in me,for sure!) decided to throw everything out in the hallway,leaving me with a huge mess to sort out for hours,running down to the trash-can about 30 times,without finding anything easter.at least the fucking feng-shui is back in balance. after that,was too exhausted to attend the boy`s dad`s birthday-dinner.couldn`t be bothered calling,either.
FRIDAY
woke up to the annoying sound of the home-phone,which is always a bad start.of course,it was the bank.(can`t those assholes at least wait till monday to scare the shit out of people?ruining one`s weekend,no manners,really!)
had a full blown nervous breakdown,which involved calling: my mother to tell her i`m going to kill myself,the boy,announcing to break up,and my future boss,for he can put this job that will never happen anyways up his ass.clever!
after that,cried like an idiot for hours on end.
SATURDAY
woke up feeling a little bit better(for
valentinaand the boy successfully cheered me up)
only to realize it was HAIR-CRISIS-DAY!!so i first blow-dried my hair.looked shit.put hot rollers in,even shittier.got out the curler,eyes in tears already.called hairdresser,offering all the money in the world,if he could please,PLEASE,do something about it.which he did.looked good,felt better,everything fine.
spent evening in front of t.v.,eating.lots.
SUNDAY
wonderful sunny day.planned to go to the park with the dogs.
spent hours in the bathroom.realized new haircut isn`t so great after all.
when i finally managed to leave the house,it started raining.
spent the day in,depressed as hell,stuffing my face with chocolate and pizza.
TODAY
my head is about to explode.it`s 11.55,and i`m still in my pyjamas.one more week to go.
i decided to dedicate this entry to my old pal PMS.
we`ve known each other forever,still it never fails to freak me out.only recently it decided to come sooner,making my life miserable for not one but two weeks.
it`s like,for two weeks i`m myself, then suddenly i change into this depressed,whiny,aggressive,bloated,bad-skinned,shitty-haired,stupid-acting,fits-throwing bitch and i have no idea how to stop it.want examples?here we go:
this week:
MONDAY
wore a white shirt with ballet-pumps and jeans.
loathed the look as soon as i put it on,went out anyways&couldn`t think of anything but changing for the whole day.
irritation-factor:high
TUESDAY:
went to have lunch,then coffee with the boy.
imagined that the food tasted different than it does normally,and almost started crying over the fact that we always spend so much money eating out.(which on any other time of the month,is absolutely no problem)
WEDNESDAY:
tried being creative,thinking it a good idea to paint an old footstool pink and cover it in tattoo-flash.stopped in the middle,of course,and will have this unfinished pink thing and a hundred stencils lying around forever in my room,reminding me of what a loser i am.
oh,and by the way,i hate pink.
THURSDAY
came home and frantically started looking for the box with the easter-decoration(!!!)in the chamber that holds about a million plastic-bags and other shit that hasn`t seen the light of day for ages,which means you can`t even open the door.(oh yes,pms brings out the martha in me,for sure!) decided to throw everything out in the hallway,leaving me with a huge mess to sort out for hours,running down to the trash-can about 30 times,without finding anything easter.at least the fucking feng-shui is back in balance. after that,was too exhausted to attend the boy`s dad`s birthday-dinner.couldn`t be bothered calling,either.
FRIDAY
woke up to the annoying sound of the home-phone,which is always a bad start.of course,it was the bank.(can`t those assholes at least wait till monday to scare the shit out of people?ruining one`s weekend,no manners,really!)
had a full blown nervous breakdown,which involved calling: my mother to tell her i`m going to kill myself,the boy,announcing to break up,and my future boss,for he can put this job that will never happen anyways up his ass.clever!
after that,cried like an idiot for hours on end.
SATURDAY
woke up feeling a little bit better(for
valentinaand the boy successfully cheered me up)
only to realize it was HAIR-CRISIS-DAY!!so i first blow-dried my hair.looked shit.put hot rollers in,even shittier.got out the curler,eyes in tears already.called hairdresser,offering all the money in the world,if he could please,PLEASE,do something about it.which he did.looked good,felt better,everything fine.
spent evening in front of t.v.,eating.lots.
SUNDAY
wonderful sunny day.planned to go to the park with the dogs.
spent hours in the bathroom.realized new haircut isn`t so great after all.
when i finally managed to leave the house,it started raining.
spent the day in,depressed as hell,stuffing my face with chocolate and pizza.
TODAY
my head is about to explode.it`s 11.55,and i`m still in my pyjamas.one more week to go.
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das wollte ich schon vorher machen, aber mein scanner war kaputt. dieses geschft hab ich letzten sommer in dublin gefunden, und da musste ich logischerweise gleich an dich denken
[Edited on Apr 20, 2006 1:41AM]
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