so i spent my weekend in bed with zisou dangerblood lugosi,puppy from hell.actually we should have called her "mayhem".she`s the cutest thing ever as long as she`s asleep,but the minute she opens her eyes she`s like a hooligan on speed.right now she`s chewing on the cables of the boy`s laptop.no!NO,zisou!!bad dog,BAD,bad evil dog!stop it!STOP IT!!!!!!!jesus,what were we thinking,she`s a jagdterrier probably mixed with a rottweiler...and she`s only 7weeks old...but of course i`m totally in love with her,no matter what.she`ll be a really cool dog.
the thing is,as i`m in the boys flat to babysit,and there`s nothing to do ,all i did apart from collecting dog-shit and such was watch bad tv,one of my favourite past times,which i havn`t indulged in for quite some time.
i have to confess that i`m a total trash-media addict,be it celebrity gossip-mags,casting-shows or,best of all:awards!
i mean,come on,weren`t the oscars just fabulous?
tom hank`s bad hair-transplant(who was he that night?vincent vega?)charlize theron`s dress needing it`s own seat,hobo-couple burton/bonham -carter(here`s my advice to you,tim:leave the crazy bitch NOW, she will eventually end up as a bag lady,shoving a shopping cart through new york city,talking to herself.i can smell it from here.)seriously,there were actual birds nesting in her hair!!
anyways,what i saw this weekend was shocking even for me.here`s the list:
TOP-FIVE BAD T.V. MARCH 11/12 2006
1.) MEET THE BARKERS,MTV
excuse me,who are these people?are they famous?
for what?i guess the guy`s famous for making tattoos look bad,sporting the worst haircut on earth,and marrying a bimbo who`s brain is even smaller than jessica simpson`s,
and the girl for,well,her brains.
jesus,pam and tommy,what have you started?!
2.) MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN,MTV
wow.this is hardcore.a super-bratty r`n`b-singer`s daughter`s 16th birthday.i sat there with my mouth open,i shit you not."daddy,i want to have my own cd,and i want to drive to school in a strech-limo and sign autographswith shitloads of paparazzi taking pictures.
oh,and i want usher and 50 cent and eminem and fucking GOD at my party,alright?""fine,honey,whatever you say..."
if i were a teenager,i`d kill myself.
at least she was seriously overweight.
3.)NEWLYWEDS,MTV
a classic.even funnier now the marriage`s over!
4.)ECHO-AWARDS,RTL
haha,german awards-show!german popstars!!german celebrities!!german hosts!!need i say more?it doesn`t get better than this.
5.)THE SIMPLE LIFE,MTV
this is so disgusting,even i can`t watch it.
o.k.,gotta go,zisou just peed in the bed.again.
the thing is,as i`m in the boys flat to babysit,and there`s nothing to do ,all i did apart from collecting dog-shit and such was watch bad tv,one of my favourite past times,which i havn`t indulged in for quite some time.
i have to confess that i`m a total trash-media addict,be it celebrity gossip-mags,casting-shows or,best of all:awards!
i mean,come on,weren`t the oscars just fabulous?
tom hank`s bad hair-transplant(who was he that night?vincent vega?)charlize theron`s dress needing it`s own seat,hobo-couple burton/bonham -carter(here`s my advice to you,tim:leave the crazy bitch NOW, she will eventually end up as a bag lady,shoving a shopping cart through new york city,talking to herself.i can smell it from here.)seriously,there were actual birds nesting in her hair!!
anyways,what i saw this weekend was shocking even for me.here`s the list:
TOP-FIVE BAD T.V. MARCH 11/12 2006
1.) MEET THE BARKERS,MTV
excuse me,who are these people?are they famous?
for what?i guess the guy`s famous for making tattoos look bad,sporting the worst haircut on earth,and marrying a bimbo who`s brain is even smaller than jessica simpson`s,
and the girl for,well,her brains.
jesus,pam and tommy,what have you started?!
2.) MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN,MTV
wow.this is hardcore.a super-bratty r`n`b-singer`s daughter`s 16th birthday.i sat there with my mouth open,i shit you not."daddy,i want to have my own cd,and i want to drive to school in a strech-limo and sign autographswith shitloads of paparazzi taking pictures.
oh,and i want usher and 50 cent and eminem and fucking GOD at my party,alright?""fine,honey,whatever you say..."
if i were a teenager,i`d kill myself.
at least she was seriously overweight.
3.)NEWLYWEDS,MTV
a classic.even funnier now the marriage`s over!
4.)ECHO-AWARDS,RTL
haha,german awards-show!german popstars!!german celebrities!!german hosts!!need i say more?it doesn`t get better than this.
5.)THE SIMPLE LIFE,MTV
this is so disgusting,even i can`t watch it.
o.k.,gotta go,zisou just peed in the bed.again.
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