buster_hymen

Sitting here recooperating from a marathon trip at Six Flags yesterday with my best friend. I could kill that girl, she made me get on rides I never would have gone on in my life (AND WITH GOOD REASON). Here's a list of reasons why my neck hurts today.

Superman the Ride (FUCKING NUTS, YOU LAY HORIZONTALLY!!)

Great American Scream Machine (our huge asses wedged in the seats with my knees compacted against metal doing loop de loops)

Medusa ( I SHIT YOU NOT, I SAW GOD..............and he was NONE TOO PLEASED with me)

Rolling Thunder (It's a wooden coaster, NUFF SAID)

The Muhfuckin Tea Cups ( We spun so fast and long in those things, when we got off I walked in a circle for an hour and just KNEW I was walking straight)

Batman The Ride ( The word INSANITY doesn't do that thing justice)

And about 4 other rides I can't even remember right now. I'm lucky I'm alive. It's all good though. I had fun. At least that's what my brain is telling me.........