Sunday Jan 22, 2006

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Anyone seen my virginity? It was lost about 7 hours ago, you can't miss it. It was fermented for about 25 years in wooden barrell of desperation, bad luck and self doubt. Note: I DON'T WANT IT BACK. I'd just like to formally say goodbye to it since I totally forgot to at the time. Was kinda "caught up" in the moment.

Any help would be appreciated.
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lyfeforce:
I'd like to second that "what the fuck" the man above stated.

WHAT THE FUCK?
samling:
i guess you should change your name to bustedyerhymen, huh?

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