buster_hymen

Anyone seen my virginity? It was lost about 7 hours ago, you can't miss it. It was fermented for about 25 years in wooden barrell of desperation, bad luck and self doubt. Note: I DON'T WANT IT BACK. I'd just like to formally say goodbye to it since I totally forgot to at the time. Was kinda "caught up" in the moment.

Any help would be appreciated.