Well I sure am glad that everything in KY is going so well that they can concetrate on the problem of 80 year old drug dealers:
PRESTONSBURG, Ky. - Dottie Neeley, 87, was fingerprinted, photographed and thrown in jail, imprisoned as much by the tubing from her oxygen tank as by the concrete and steel around her...
Here's the link if anybody wants to read...
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Accomplice = trekking through the New Zealand alps and Moroccan desert; getting into mischief in Amsterdam, which may or may not involve drugs, close kissy dancing, strip shows, and a new tattoo.
girl/boyfriend = sitting in front of the tv with a Budweiser waiting to go to work the next day.