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Tuesday Dec 05, 2006

Dec 5, 2006
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Operation Re-Wii was successful.

Word on da street from Johny No-Nose was dat da boss up at Best Buy was hoarding Wiis like a orphan at a all-you-can-eat buffet. So we beat feet on to da cold, hard street before the rooster's song. It was then that we peeped da large gaggle planted out on in front of da store and so we peeled 'crete on up to Alderwood. My betty and I took a gamble at waited out front tot town like we's' were out front St. Mary's Soup Kitchen. It was dere that my poor betty's heart broke in between the Tickle-Me Elmos and big, bright Bratz faces. Everyone else got dere mitts all over my g(oil)l's Wii and dere was notin' I could do.

All was not lost. It was at our darkest moment, the dawn on the day some would call Saturday - the day we only talk about now in reverent tones and refer to as our salvation, that Anthony, our neighbor from under the stairs, came upstairs out-of-breath and in an huff about something. It was quite unorthodox for him to call so early, but I invited the poor man into my chamber anyways. As I mentally prepared for my acumen for the impending interrogation of my mumbling, mad companion it was then that I heard a distinct word sandwiched in between his rasps: Wii.

D00d! What did you just sez? LOL... so like me, Elle, and Tony all got in my car and I drove the fastest that Ive ever droven in all my life! for realz ... OMG we got there in 5 mins and we ran through the store till we fiound the Wiis and this other dood was going to buy one but we said we'd buy them and we did and then Elle totally bought all these games for us to play so that we could have so much fun! LOL! It was sweet.

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