Goddammit. I am still tipsy from doing out with friends after work. But I am so goddamn horny and there is no one here to take advantage of me.
I was doing fine until our Hotty Red headed reception starting to cuddle up with me becasue she knows I am safe person to flirt with, and that it will keep the other guy from trying to get fresh. but damn feeling her face against my neck nearly made me do very naughty things. And if she wasn't attached to a boy who wouldn't understand I would have been all over it to. But right now she is unavailable.
I know I am the safe guy to flirt with, and hang on to, but damn I am horny as hell and need a little TLC... Anyone want to come to California and take advantage of me??
I was doing fine until our Hotty Red headed reception starting to cuddle up with me becasue she knows I am safe person to flirt with, and that it will keep the other guy from trying to get fresh. but damn feeling her face against my neck nearly made me do very naughty things. And if she wasn't attached to a boy who wouldn't understand I would have been all over it to. But right now she is unavailable.
I know I am the safe guy to flirt with, and hang on to, but damn I am horny as hell and need a little TLC... Anyone want to come to California and take advantage of me??
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bellica:
Wild ride doesn't even begin to describe it...

voss:
*looks around* me?? you picked me?? oh yea!!!!