I took this from Dani. I'm quite bored.
This is the DIRTY Survey.....for anyone who likes to get down & dirty...b/c who doesn't like to do that...I sure do...Read on & get nasty....life is too short to be good!
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Of course.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not yet. There are a few places I'd like to have at.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
How can you not? Something hilarious is bound to happen.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Negative.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Spooning is a favorite past time.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
I don't waste my time regretting.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Haha.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
You nasty, nasssty little cunt.
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
No.
10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yes. Not for long though. I don't need any baby me's.
11. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Akward.
12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
No.
13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Eiffel Tower, what??! Actually, no. Some day it will happen
14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Negative.
15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Haha. Yes.
16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Nope. I'd cry.. Then I could answer yes to #4
17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Hahahaha. No comment.
18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Too old.
19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
You. Or the cute tiny asian girl I occasionally see. Fucking hell!!!
20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
It's possible.
21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
When am I not!? I neeed it right now.
This is the DIRTY Survey.....for anyone who likes to get down & dirty...b/c who doesn't like to do that...I sure do...Read on & get nasty....life is too short to be good!
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Of course.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not yet. There are a few places I'd like to have at.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
How can you not? Something hilarious is bound to happen.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Negative.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Spooning is a favorite past time.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
I don't waste my time regretting.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Haha.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
You nasty, nasssty little cunt.
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
No.
10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yes. Not for long though. I don't need any baby me's.
11. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Akward.
12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
No.
13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Eiffel Tower, what??! Actually, no. Some day it will happen
14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Negative.
15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Haha. Yes.
16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Nope. I'd cry.. Then I could answer yes to #4
17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Hahahaha. No comment.
18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Too old.
19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
You. Or the cute tiny asian girl I occasionally see. Fucking hell!!!
20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
It's possible.
21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
When am I not!? I neeed it right now.