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Saturday Jul 01, 2006

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So, out of sheer necessity...and with much hesitation...I have finally conceded to install Windows XP Professional SP2 on my home system.

Even as an MCSE (not in XP)...every new version of Windows makes me hate Microsoft even more as they strive to hide tools deeper and deeper into the black abyss of protections and useless interfaces.

Can anyone explain to me why Microsoft considers it necessary to constantly assume all users are a hazard to themselves and must be protected from taking any actions on their computers.

I can see it now. Windows 2007SE (Special Ed)

Windows: Please enter username and password to login

User: <Enters username and password>

Windows: I see you have administrative rights on your machine. This can be very dangerous. Are you sure you would like to login?

User: <Clicks Yes>

Windows: Hmmm. Im not sure. Wouldnt you really prefer to change your user rights to Regular user? It really would be better for both of us.

User: <Clicks No>

Windows: <Please wait. Checking internet connection.> You knowyouve only logged about 5000 hours on the different Windows operating systems since 1985. I really think you should stay as a regular user. Lets take care of that now.

Windows Popup: Windows login manager has changed your account to Regular user. You must restart Windows for the changes to take place. Would you like to restart your machine now?

User: <Clicks no>

Windows: Wellwe really need to restartso your system will reboot in 30 seconds. But, since you are obviously unsure as to the appropriate actions to take regarding Windows login, you will be required to take a 30 minute tutorial before logging back into the system. Please enter credit card number at prompt during next reboot for tutorial access.

Thank you for choosing Microsoft Windows.
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
firebomber:
Haha.

Even in the future, Windows sucks. One of my favorites of all time. biggrin

Jul 2, 2006
phantasy:
Oh you so need to talk to Lovemyway, you two will get along juuuuust fine. wink
Jul 3, 2006

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