Feb. 1, 2006
Thanks to BrainFromArous...I am happy to present you with the punchlines to MY 5 all time favorite off color, politically incorrect, morally repugnant jokes :-)
1. "No...but do you have a little gold <insert racial slur here>?"
2. "Hello? Jim's mortuary? Yeah...the dead ones' full again."
3. Said his name was Chuck.
4. Beer nuts are under 50 cents, but deer nuts are under a buck.
5. In my day...I was just happy to have something warm in my stomach!
Thank you and good night.
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Feb. 2, 2005
In childhood, we are encouraged to do everything. You can be a geologist studying Martian ruins one day and a great painter the next, with a solid interspersion of athletic super-heroism on the weekends. But real life does not tolerate immersion into personal development and daily dreaming. We must choose a path and master it. No more logistical multitasking.
Must I choose which bride to love, and which bride to leave? I dont want to leave either...but society will not tolerate fatalistic polygamy.
What I really miss is that feeling of being caught up in the river of life. Simply drifting effortlessly downstream, smoothly, from one predestined meeting to the next. The upcoming events being as obvious and inevitable as a caterpillar entering a cocoon, to be followed smoothly by emergence as a butterfly. I have taken control of my destiny and it appears to have led me to a cross roads.
Perhaps that is my answer. To simply go out and play some ball, or study some microbes, and see where it takes me.
Thanks to BrainFromArous...I am happy to present you with the punchlines to MY 5 all time favorite off color, politically incorrect, morally repugnant jokes :-)
1. "No...but do you have a little gold <insert racial slur here>?"
2. "Hello? Jim's mortuary? Yeah...the dead ones' full again."
3. Said his name was Chuck.
4. Beer nuts are under 50 cents, but deer nuts are under a buck.
5. In my day...I was just happy to have something warm in my stomach!
Thank you and good night.
*****************
Feb. 2, 2005
In childhood, we are encouraged to do everything. You can be a geologist studying Martian ruins one day and a great painter the next, with a solid interspersion of athletic super-heroism on the weekends. But real life does not tolerate immersion into personal development and daily dreaming. We must choose a path and master it. No more logistical multitasking.
Must I choose which bride to love, and which bride to leave? I dont want to leave either...but society will not tolerate fatalistic polygamy.
What I really miss is that feeling of being caught up in the river of life. Simply drifting effortlessly downstream, smoothly, from one predestined meeting to the next. The upcoming events being as obvious and inevitable as a caterpillar entering a cocoon, to be followed smoothly by emergence as a butterfly. I have taken control of my destiny and it appears to have led me to a cross roads.
Perhaps that is my answer. To simply go out and play some ball, or study some microbes, and see where it takes me.
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And Starbuck said she dreamt about you last night.
Now that's dreamy!
So fear not. You are loved by those near you and those afar. Ride, live, desire, explore. Valentines day is just to remind those who live lesser lives how to live as you do now.
Wow, thank you.