this week is my Week of Intoxication. if i have to go to my aunt's memorial service on saturday, i'm going to spend the week leading up to it as wasted as i can be. i've warned all of the parties that may have to be involved. tonight it was On. not too drunk. drunk enough to need nasty diner food and get into one...
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i. am. starving.
i got woken up at 6:00am by some drunk guy walking around my building and banging on all the doors. i think he was actually aiming for my next door neighbor because he seemed to bang on that door the most. i was thisclose to calling the cops when he seemed to give up.
half hour later, he was back at my...
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i got woken up at 6:00am by some drunk guy walking around my building and banging on all the doors. i think he was actually aiming for my next door neighbor because he seemed to bang on that door the most. i was thisclose to calling the cops when he seemed to give up.
half hour later, he was back at my...
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kelland:
HAHA. ahh. I'm glad I'm not woken up in the morning by that. I guess that's the price you pay when you live in an apartment. since you are starving, I highly recommend a frozen pizza. it's the best thing in the whole wide world.
heathavoid:
mmmm black and red hair... and um, wtf you can drink BEER while getting a haircut?! I'm totally coming to get my hair cut there... and I'll FLY again too so you can fun of me again.

waiting. waiting. waiting. ML is supposed to pick me up for 80s night. way to be 20 minutes away instead of 10, though. so now i'm waiting.
anxiously.
waiting.
work has been boring as all fuck. a manager from another store called and pranked my part-timer tonight, though. he was talking about panties and kept asking her what kind she was wearing. too bad she...
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anxiously.
waiting.
work has been boring as all fuck. a manager from another store called and pranked my part-timer tonight, though. he was talking about panties and kept asking her what kind she was wearing. too bad she...
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infinity:
i like your wristband tat. i love those.
heathavoid:
speaking of pictures... I should eventually send you those ones from that time... there's some hilarious Donkey Kong shots... HILARIOUS I say.
so to explain to you what kind of day it's been, i think i only have to say one thing: i squirted soap in my eye first thing in the shower. isn't that great? and my contacts were in, which was even greater.
it actually hasn't been that kind of day. work was all right. things are coming under control with tweedle-dumbest. in 3 months,...
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it actually hasn't been that kind of day. work was all right. things are coming under control with tweedle-dumbest. in 3 months,...
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infinity:
damn soap in the eye. that sucks sans contacts but with them it must be a real bitch. i got some really small particle in my eye once and it hurt for hours since i couldnt get it out.
and learn the goddamn metric system!
lol.
nice ears
post a pic.
and learn the goddamn metric system!
nice ears
post a pic.
infinity:
i dont have that kind of cash to burn...you gotta use a film camera and get a picture cd or bum a scanner off someone else. i cant think of the last time i shot with film... CVS around here has the $20 disposible digital cameras - their advancage over film is you can delete + preview pics. but id rather pocket the $, accept some limones and get a pic cd with my film.
=greatest emoticon ever.
i swear that this getting up early and opening bullshit has got to go. at least i get to make my DM's life hell today. that's going to be fun.
and i've got lovedrug stuck in my head permanently:
if god was on the radio
i know he'd say to thee
love is spiders on the edge
and we're hanging by a thread
connected to...
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and i've got lovedrug stuck in my head permanently:
if god was on the radio
i know he'd say to thee
love is spiders on the edge
and we're hanging by a thread
connected to...
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heathavoid:
don't bitch... I had 9 hours of class today.... 9 fucking hours. Yup, I said nine hours. NINE. Hahahahahahha... you better believe I was singing that too.
P.S. I'm so upset... we're not gonna go get fucked by old geezers at TIFF this year.

P.S. I'm so upset... we're not gonna go get fucked by old geezers at TIFF this year.
no haircut for me.
but i did get the card of this girl who seems fucking awesome. she said she'd hook me up with some awesome color. it's about time to go dark again, i think. this brown isn't suiting me anymore.
waiting for my sister to come over so we can scamper off for coffee. i'll get to see the engagement ring that the...
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but i did get the card of this girl who seems fucking awesome. she said she'd hook me up with some awesome color. it's about time to go dark again, i think. this brown isn't suiting me anymore.
waiting for my sister to come over so we can scamper off for coffee. i'll get to see the engagement ring that the...
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morning_dove:
ummmmm......i don't relly have ananswer for that. i guess you could say we're "emo", but i fucking hate that term, and it's too broad now anyway. it definatly rocks though, so if you come be prepared to get your cock out.
heathavoid:
quiet you... no one asked for your opinion on my singing ability. 
work work work.
waiting for the phone call that says we're finally going bowling. who knew there was 24 hour bowling?
(i almost typed "blowing". of course there's that too, i guess...)
some guys came into the store today and recruited one of our part-timers for this hair seminar they're doing. apparently they're from LA or whatever. it was really weird. she doesn't want to...
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waiting for the phone call that says we're finally going bowling. who knew there was 24 hour bowling?
(i almost typed "blowing". of course there's that too, i guess...)
some guys came into the store today and recruited one of our part-timers for this hair seminar they're doing. apparently they're from LA or whatever. it was really weird. she doesn't want to...
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kellyjanice:
we go to the bowling palace quite a bit... my little sg crew that is... you need to look out for our next outing there... welcome to the columbus group...
heathavoid:
thanks for unfriending me you bitch. I hate you.
Come to Canadia so we can hang out!! lol.
I'm hungover...
And I have guests coming.... I shouldn't have been such a pirate last night...
yes,
is a dumbass. lol
Annnnnnnd.....
Come to Canadia so we can hang out!! lol.
I'm hungover...
And I have guests coming.... I shouldn't have been such a pirate last night...
yes,
Annnnnnnd.....
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keithyboy20:
Hooray for a lack of bitching!! Three cheers!!
heathavoid:
P.S. I can stop bitching?!?!?! Listen douche, you wanted to see the hot-ladies alright.

that comanager is a moron and deserves to fall off the leap of faith with a loose harness (reference to the ropes course - you jump off a platform to hit a bell and fall down). I cant even imagine the pain of a loose harness on any other activity, but the leap would be about as bad s falling into a split on top of a steel ibeam from a 20 foot fall. Ouch is an understatement.
recently a moment in guidance moved me from the hardest ap english class to a slack regular class. that will change veerything for sure.
not me. I am Clean-o McCleaners.