burn42

Well well my little monkeys. i'm not sure who reads this... it doesnt matter, your all monkeys! tasty monkeys! I'll eat you with butter sauce, because your thick black fur is hard to get off and butter sauce makes even foul monkey fur taste like lobster.

Now my little monkeys, its the time of the months where i rid you, the little people, of your loathesome lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said "If you gotta go, go with a smile."

So, does anyone have a fantasy about being eaten by another human? If so, contact me at once, its important. Because strangely enough the idea of eating another human kinda turns me on.... yes you heard right: Cannibalism turns me on. Vampirism too but thats a whole nother ball game.

So, i've been working alot, slacking off alot thank bob. I've gotten all my delicious x10 stuff to automate bits of my house (if you were at the party on the 31st you know what house i am talking about, if not, you can go to hell.)

The x10 stuff came in a big box, filled with little boxes. Little boxes that i promptly dumped onto my bed and frolicked in for a bit..... mmmmm, x10..... mmmm wireless..... *drools*

So the next party i have will be once my house is fully functional and artificially intelligent. All that should be about a month away, so i hope your looking forward to walking in the door and having my house greet you and tell you where to put your coat. Hopefully i can get that camera/laser guided automatic weapon based security system disarmed for the party, but we shall see. Just dont wear any masks and you should be fine.