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Wednesday May 19, 2004

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Dear Neil Garriscond,

There was a hold-up at a filling station in Wyoming that, for the most part, I had nothing to do with. Later when there were police officers surrounding the outside perimeters and pushing full force through the front windows in order to provide everyone inside with a frightening element of surprise (for the television cameras from the News stations, I presume), I was pulled down against the tiles with the side of my face pressed flat and hard so that I bit my cheek and tongue just trying to make sense of everything, and when I was searched there was nothing on my person, and they smashed a Nikkor lens Id been given upon release from Rikers Island in 1992 when court orders and appeals seemed to mean something for a change.

And because of witness testimony that placed my exact words to the perpetrator of the crime as, Im certainly not going to dissuade you from this, and in regards to the personal safety of all involved I will aid you in carrying on with your crimes until you are free from the front gates and on your way, so help me God the jury was moved to consider my actions faulty and within no bounds of reason.

With his finger raised toward the prosecution, brow furrowed and shaking his fist at them and eventually the bailiff too, my attorney Kevin Aimes pointed out that during most robberies of this sort there is a very similar quotient to the crime that mimics my own personal experience, elegantly citing, Do armed criminals often take cash from the registers themselves, or do sad-faced, bespectacled clerks with nowhere else to go in life actually do that for them? Aiding and abetting? I call this saving your own fucking life, thats what I call it. In school they taught my client not to be the hero, because heroes get killed.

The judge slapped his gavel and ordered Aimes back behind the defense table. Mr. Aimes, he went on in a slight drawl that reminded me of my grandfather shortly before he lost his voice to polyps in his trachea, Your client threw the gas clerks face through the cigarette case and only then asked him to open the register.

Kevin Aimes: So?

Judge Harrold Kyle: And then proceeded to hold his foot in place over the mans knee and pulled his leg forward until it was broken.

Kevin Aimes: So?

Im being led to believe I might wish to pursue other avenues of representation, but more probably because Bale Serrick just has that way about him to sort of be on his own. I told him thats basically preposterous. As before, eventually they will come to terms and find a niche in the loopholes.

Please call me. It's been months since we've spoken.

Respectfully yours,
Pasilly.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
cutriver:
'I don't quite see the absence of perception running here, sir.'

I'm struggling with this double negative.

It would appear we don't understand each other, but then that's not necessarily a bad thing...
Jun 25, 2004
kay:
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

~cheers
Jun 28, 2004

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