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if I ever had a kid, I'd send him to africa, because there you can support them on a dollar a day through world christian children's fund.

todays stupid joke:
"whats better than winning the special olympics?"








"having two legs."

ok well i cant think of anything super fantasic to update in my journal.... well i guess meeting Kayla counts... but somethings should not be told

so im just gona put in a really bad joke

"Why did Barbie never get pregnant?"










"cuz Ken always came in another box."

well once again i prove to myself that i have the oddest sleeping habbits ....

cuz i just woke up like 20 mins ago... at 4 fucking 30 in the morning and i didnt even sleep that well cuz i know i got a bunch of phone calls i answered half asleep, and txt msgs i sent to ppl with my eyes shut, and i...
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theres been no recent updates by me cuz ive been too busy just working and sleeping, but once i have a day off, ill inform my *counts* umm... 0 followers about my life or whatever has happened in the past week

yeah well i was bored, and i just wanted to make a comment about my new profile pic. that the basic idea of the tattoo i wanna get on my outer right calf... if anyone is good at designing tat's i would like someone to take that pic and modify it a bit and also draw up a back that can go on my inner...
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so yeah, last night and yesterday sucked ass.
i woke up yesterday at 5am... for what reason, i dont know but i had to go into work at 4pm... so between 5am and 4pm i couldnt for the life of me get back to sleep cuz i was too fustrated fixing my computer since i decided to break it agian.

so 4pm comes, and i...
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*burps*

mmm nothing like waking up at 5;30am and going to dunkin' donuts to get a french vanilla coffee, and then going to McDonald's to get a feast of McGriddles and hashbrowns to start off your morning

ever wake up in the morning and just say to yourself "Fuck, i dont want to goto work"

well, if you have, that sucks for you

that right there is why i love my job, working nights rocks.

sooooo bored....

went to the diner with some people, ate some mozz cheese fries, had some water, and that was about it, pretty boring.

now i sit here alone in my room wondering what i can do

any suggestions?


and i totaly slept wrong or something, cuz my neck is fucking killing me, i cant turn it to either side without it hurting from what...
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today is the first official day of football season... too bad i normally dont watch football unless its the superbowl, or im playing it at someones house on a PS2.

other then that, last night was the useual at work... sit there, watch a drunk puke all over himself after we tied him to a bed, yell at people for being idiots, and getting highly...
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