ok let me just say this.
dogs + hardwood floors = fun for hours.
hell he went to grab a toy that was like 4 inches from his face, and tried to get a running start to get it, and just fell over. god its so funny some times. just chuck the toy down the hallway. he will run in place for a few seconds...
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dogs + hardwood floors = fun for hours.
hell he went to grab a toy that was like 4 inches from his face, and tried to get a running start to get it, and just fell over. god its so funny some times. just chuck the toy down the hallway. he will run in place for a few seconds...
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wuvmonki:
Oy! Just wanted to say thanks for the thumbs up on SGNY. You're da best!
unnecessaryz:
Me + Dancefloor = almost the exact same thing.
i love the 7am trauma alert code reds.
too bad it was a 19 y/o girl, who from what i can tell was hot.
crashed her car on the parkway, hit a bigass rock, wasnt wearing a setabelt, and got partially ejected from the drivers seat thru the side window.
from what i saw, nothing major was broken, just some semi deep lacerations on her...
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too bad it was a 19 y/o girl, who from what i can tell was hot.
crashed her car on the parkway, hit a bigass rock, wasnt wearing a setabelt, and got partially ejected from the drivers seat thru the side window.
from what i saw, nothing major was broken, just some semi deep lacerations on her...
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hellynn:
it's on 
xhavokx:
Yeah I am basing your hottness off of your profile pic... why you got some better ones for me?
ugh, head hurts, eyes hurt more, and my ears are pounding from that last club we went to.
well the night went just as how i figured it was. id go, have a few drinks, and get no play again. and then we went to some dance club place, which im totaly not for since i dont dance, im not social with people who do...
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well the night went just as how i figured it was. id go, have a few drinks, and get no play again. and then we went to some dance club place, which im totaly not for since i dont dance, im not social with people who do...
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jacqui:
ouch. they say drinking two raw eggs helps with hangover...although i've never had the guts to actually try it, so im not too sure. you look pretty tough, so you try it first and then tell me....deal ?
seth0067:
Y'all need to learn how to dance buoy. Watch Kikka, she knows how to do it! Well maybe not her as you may dance like a girl then... but that may help you with your play, who knows...
ok well guess what, its that time of the month again for me.
thats right, time to clean my room and do laundry!
so if im not paying attention on the SG Chat its cuz im busy sorting thru my massive pile of clothes on the floor, and/or cleaning my desk off.
but if you really need to get in touch with me, theres always...
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thats right, time to clean my room and do laundry!
so if im not paying attention on the SG Chat its cuz im busy sorting thru my massive pile of clothes on the floor, and/or cleaning my desk off.
but if you really need to get in touch with me, theres always...
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thelibra:
w00t...bukk is coming out....yay!
busman:
damn son.
ok well i had to work last night even tho its my normal night off. so that sucked. even more tho cuz i didnt goto sleep till damn near 5pm since i thought i wasnt gona have to work, and i didnt sleep well at all. i dotn remember much of what happened at work. lack of sleep sometimes makes you feel and act like...
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azrael_abyss:
Tick: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
Toilet: *girgle rumble*
Tick: I KNOW BUT WHERE'S ARTHOR!
That episode was so damn funny.
I just love the fact that he narrates the whole thing out loud I wish all super heros were like the Tick
Toilet: *girgle rumble*
Tick: I KNOW BUT WHERE'S ARTHOR!
That episode was so damn funny.
I just love the fact that he narrates the whole thing out loud
I wish all super heros were like the Tick
thelibra:
I have a really sick one butttttttttt no
Maybe you'll hear it tonite
Maybe you'll hear it tonite
eh, work last night was just like the past few nights, mostly boring.
but once again, my faith in teenage females is destroyed, because they are all stupid fucks.
example: they like to overdose on 20+ tylenol and then have beer and vodka.
and then they have the nerve to come to the ER to be seen about it. but since they od, they have...
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but once again, my faith in teenage females is destroyed, because they are all stupid fucks.
example: they like to overdose on 20+ tylenol and then have beer and vodka.
and then they have the nerve to come to the ER to be seen about it. but since they od, they have...
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thelibra:
.....You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks
hellynn:
sorry you feel that way about us female teenagers. not all of us try to chase a bottle of aspirin with vodka 
but keep the jokes coming they are pretty funny stuff
but keep the jokes coming they are pretty funny stuffso yeah once again nothing exciting to write about from work. so ill just rehash some post i made on a thread.
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so fat that her picture weighs 20 lbs.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing...
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Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so fat that her picture weighs 20 lbs.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing...
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monica:
tooo many yo mama's!
marymary:
hah - i was over your house the other day - i think you were sleeping - your sister tried to get me to draw a mustache with a sharpie marker and write "penishead" on your forehead, but i refused.
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bracket:
p.s
dont u EVER flood my journal with smilies like that...
dont u EVER flood my journal with smilies like that...
misterusername:
No, I was quoting The Truth About Cats and Dogs. You know, the scene where Janine Garafalo looks frumpy and does stupid shit.
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hellynn:
the party was fun. it wouldve been nice to meet you. oh well i guess next time 
unnecessaryz:
You miss parties lik a retard in the batter's box.
shit shit piss fuck.....
erm...
ok well i have $9 to my name right now. my sister is being a biotch about driving arrangements cuz shes going one way, and her friend is going another, so if i went down with them, id have no place to crash since they are spending the night at diff places, and id have no way of getting back...
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erm...
ok well i have $9 to my name right now. my sister is being a biotch about driving arrangements cuz shes going one way, and her friend is going another, so if i went down with them, id have no place to crash since they are spending the night at diff places, and id have no way of getting back...
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thelibra:
you missed a good one
well good in some aspects. alot of shit went down and continued to do so after i left...at least i'd assume that.
hope you slept ok.
well good in some aspects. alot of shit went down and continued to do so after i left...at least i'd assume that.
hope you slept ok. 
tracyramone:
sucks ya didnt get to go 
did ya at least get good sleep??
did ya at least get good sleep??