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hellynn:
yea that is pretty cool
hellynn:
and thats just plain dizzying
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ok well tonight is my last night off and i still havent done a damn thing but screw up my sleeping habits for the week like i normally do when im off.

i do like to thank everyone for the hot tips on what to do with my free time. specifically: lots of masturbation.

i only wish someone would have also mentioned beforehand to have...
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er:
wow that's weird looking
that thing you left in my journal
alexkarina:
Your sister is an SG--she can't hook you up? Maybe you should change your screen name--some of the girls might not be into Bukkake videos--or maybe they are--what do I know! smile
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im off for the next 2 days and nights. anyone have any suggestions of what i can do?
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morricone2004:
I think you should just go out and have some good old childish fun...start by filling paper bags with dog shit and going up to someones front door, lighting the bag, and then ring the door bell and run like the wind. To the delight of your friends you will find that the victim, while stamping out the fire was also, in fact, stepping on fresh dog turds...this ancient Tom Foolery prank is becoming less and less practiced as the fines on poop and noscoop crimes are rising.
As an alternatve, just go to a prank shop and buy the old reliables: whoopie cushion, fake vomit, fake poop, fly in the ice cube, itching powder, sneazing powder, disguises, etc. Shit with all that stuf the fun will never end.
zac:
ummm. drinking is usually good.

reprazent.
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"let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"

snow rocks, even if it s a pain in the ass to drive in.
dont get me wrong, im feel totaly confident driving in the snow, its just every other asshole on the road that im afraid of. specially all these richie bastards that fly down the road in their fitty thousand dolla Lexus SUV's thinking...
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rxqueen:
hehe you said fitty. smile
i hope work went ok. the hot pockets sounded like a way better option than 5 mile mcdonalds. well, lots of things sound better than mcdonalds wink

dont forget, when you've got the time i want those pics! smile
vudugrl:
isn't bukkake like facial humiliation or something? Oh my god, i just noticed your icon. you're yucky!
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ITS ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!!!!!

i fixed my computer. FUCK YEAH!!!

i am a god.

well duh, i am the bukkakegod, but shit, now i really am a god for fixing this thing.
and the whole time i was thinking that the motherboard was fried and i was gona havet o replace it.
im so glad that i dont have to do that.

yay go me

*does...
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minimalism:
I don't know the story behind that wreck, but I'm hoping no one was killed. That is some serious damage. Our normal car vs. train incidents at most bend the snow plow up front. That was a train vs. train for sure. If you look closely, you can see that the conductor's seat, where I would normally sit, is completely twisted and destroyed. Not good, over.
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one of the greatest aspects of the internet is the ability to easily share ideas and experiances with people that are worlds away.

and with that being said....

never sneeze while taking a dumb.

trust me. bad idea.

and now i goto sleep. wink

updateish kinda news: 9:25pm

i shaved my head again. and now i look like an agray crazy white boy that wants...
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thelibra:
hahaha, thanks for the pictorial. i think we should go out and get toasty one of these nights. ya with me?
unnecessaryz:
You KNOW I waz just joking, right?
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ymonster:
Soho stands for "South of Houston". It's where the richy trendies go to buy clothes. Just north of Chinatown, around Broadway (roughly)...

I pass on the bukkake, tho--so I ain't going to the party...this week. skull
broadwaybee:
puke
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and now the top 5 reasons why the internet keeps me ammused:

5: http://www.homestarrunner.com

4: http://www.mhavard.freeserve.co.uk/movies/CurveBall.swf

3: http://www.flamjam.com/spank/

2: http://1337-face.dk/pingvin.htm

1: http://www.suicidegirls.com


computer is still down, maybe ill go bring it in today to my buddys at best buy and have AK check it out for me.

ok new thing added below:

tom aka minimalism is my hero for finding the best closing icon ever...
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scythe:
Well, I never knew I could "Spank the monkey at over 500 miles an hour."(Go to the link, Im not actually being a perv.)Ha ha. These links are great dude!biggrin
scythe:
I must learn from the best, Master beta... biggrin
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my comp is still DOA. im not quite sure wtf had happened to it, but im still working on it. checked the harddrive, i know thats fine. so now i gota check the power supply and motherboard. check the ram andd pci cards. i have no idea why it would be working fine one second, and then just shit on me like this. oh well....
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nursesugar:
You effing MISSED OUT on the best party ever. DAMMIT!
tracyramone:
you need to get that damn pc fixed! i miss ya!
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ok well i got home from work this morning, and i turned my comp off last night. low and behold, when i come back this morning to turn it on, nothing happens.

i think my main harddrive took a major shit on me, if so, i lost everything i think. it just wont boot. so i am uber pissed off.

so it may be a...
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nursesugar:
Ahhhh security... I'm assuming at a hospital. Yeah that's RCC. I like it, it's a bunch of degenerates, but I like it. Congers is up near there? I'm kinda clueless cuz' I'm a jersey girl lmao. Are you going to the SGPhilly party?
nursesugar:
Well that SUCKS ass. It's supposed to be awesome. I guess you are right close! I don't blame you on the gas thing... NY gas is ridiculous. What hospital do you work at? Good Sam?