Your sister is an SG--she can't hook you up? Maybe you should change your screen name--some of the girls might not be into Bukkake videos--or maybe they are--what do I know!
I think you should just go out and have some good old childish fun...start by filling paper bags with dog shit and going up to someones front door, lighting the bag, and then ring the door bell and run like the wind. To the delight of your friends you will find that the victim, while stamping out the fire was also, in fact, stepping on fresh dog turds...this ancient Tom Foolery prank is becoming less and less practiced as the fines on poop and noscoop crimes are rising.
As an alternatve, just go to a prank shop and buy the old reliables: whoopie cushion, fake vomit, fake poop, fly in the ice cube, itching powder, sneazing powder, disguises, etc. Shit with all that stuf the fun will never end.
snow rocks, even if it s a pain in the ass to drive in.
dont get me wrong, im feel totaly confident driving in the snow, its just every other asshole on the road that im afraid of. specially all these richie bastards that fly down the road in their fitty thousand dolla Lexus SUV's thinking... Read More
hehe you said fitty.
i hope work went ok. the hot pockets sounded like a way better option than 5 mile mcdonalds. well, lots of things sound better than mcdonalds
dont forget, when you've got the time i want those pics!
well duh, i am the bukkakegod, but shit, now i really am a god for fixing this thing.
and the whole time i was thinking that the motherboard was fried and i was gona havet o replace it.
im so glad that i dont have to do that.
I don't know the story behind that wreck, but I'm hoping no one was killed. That is some serious damage. Our normal car vs. train incidents at most bend the snow plow up front. That was a train vs. train for sure. If you look closely, you can see that the conductor's seat, where I would normally sit, is completely twisted and destroyed. Not good, over.
Well, I never knew I could "Spank the monkey at over 500 miles an hour."(Go to the link, Im not actually being a perv.)Ha ha. These links are great dude!
my comp is still DOA. im not quite sure wtf had happened to it, but im still working on it. checked the harddrive, i know thats fine. so now i gota check the power supply and motherboard. check the ram andd pci cards. i have no idea why it would be working fine one second, and then just shit on me like this. oh well.... Read More
ok well i got home from work this morning, and i turned my comp off last night. low and behold, when i come back this morning to turn it on, nothing happens.
i think my main harddrive took a major shit on me, if so, i lost everything i think. it just wont boot. so i am uber pissed off.
Ahhhh security... I'm assuming at a hospital. Yeah that's RCC. I like it, it's a bunch of degenerates, but I like it. Congers is up near there? I'm kinda clueless cuz' I'm a jersey girl lmao. Are you going to the SGPhilly party?
Well that SUCKS ass. It's supposed to be awesome. I guess you are right close! I don't blame you on the gas thing... NY gas is ridiculous. What hospital do you work at? Good Sam?