holy fucking full moon batman! another goddamn night at work with nothing but whackos. i swear, im never gona work on a full moon again. i just cant handle it.
we had this oen chick, straight off the boat from Africa, going NUTS LIKE WHOA. shes in there stuck in this african chant thing, screaming about how we (guys) had evil penises, and the devil masturbated her, and how jesus would cleanse her. she broke out of her restraints, started flipping out more. she had a spit guard on her face but she was trying to pull an exorcist head movement to get it off, and it worked. i just sat there, and didnt know what to do. i tried to tell her that if she wanted to learn it properly, Linda Blair lived 4 blocks down the street and we could go get her (which is true). then we had our regular Jewish guy that is mentally retarded, who always comes in for one reason or another and constantly screams out "NURSE!" int he most annoying voice ever. we tried to stick him in the same room with the psycho african chick. even he couldnt take it. she started going on about jesus and the devil and before i know it, this dude that cant walk faster then 2 steps every 10 seconds was fucking gone. i didnt even see him leave the room.
so eventually we transfered that whacko chick to the psyche center. but she put up a fight. she started attacking me, i was like wtf. i ended up having to take her down hardcore style. bitch swung at me. so she was going down. i eneded up grabbing her from behide and lockin her arms behind her shoulders and took her right to the floor. :flexes:...... and the nurses think that i never do anything, pfft. i ended up having to hog tie her with blankets and helped throw her in the back of the ambulance for transfer.
after all that, we coaxed the jewish regular back into the room, and then when he noticed she was gone, he started with his useual rap with the "NURSE NURSE!"
ive got a fuckign headache, and a big scratch all the way down my forearm from them two.
i seriously dont get paid enough for the bullshit i have to deal with.
fridays vacation is not coming fast enough.
we had this oen chick, straight off the boat from Africa, going NUTS LIKE WHOA. shes in there stuck in this african chant thing, screaming about how we (guys) had evil penises, and the devil masturbated her, and how jesus would cleanse her. she broke out of her restraints, started flipping out more. she had a spit guard on her face but she was trying to pull an exorcist head movement to get it off, and it worked. i just sat there, and didnt know what to do. i tried to tell her that if she wanted to learn it properly, Linda Blair lived 4 blocks down the street and we could go get her (which is true). then we had our regular Jewish guy that is mentally retarded, who always comes in for one reason or another and constantly screams out "NURSE!" int he most annoying voice ever. we tried to stick him in the same room with the psycho african chick. even he couldnt take it. she started going on about jesus and the devil and before i know it, this dude that cant walk faster then 2 steps every 10 seconds was fucking gone. i didnt even see him leave the room.
so eventually we transfered that whacko chick to the psyche center. but she put up a fight. she started attacking me, i was like wtf. i ended up having to take her down hardcore style. bitch swung at me. so she was going down. i eneded up grabbing her from behide and lockin her arms behind her shoulders and took her right to the floor. :flexes:...... and the nurses think that i never do anything, pfft. i ended up having to hog tie her with blankets and helped throw her in the back of the ambulance for transfer.
after all that, we coaxed the jewish regular back into the room, and then when he noticed she was gone, he started with his useual rap with the "NURSE NURSE!"
ive got a fuckign headache, and a big scratch all the way down my forearm from them two.
i seriously dont get paid enough for the bullshit i have to deal with.
fridays vacation is not coming fast enough.
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wuvmonki:
Yeah... I think I am now afraid of you. You and your evil penis.
hellynn:
I ate a burrito today. 2 actually. The were good 